Does every thread need to wind up in the crab shack?

Seriously guys, all of you, please stop and give some thought to information that could be genuinely useful to new/other people that wind up in the shack because of added content that has absolutely no value except juvenile humor (though some of it is indeed pretty funny).

I'm NOT bitching at you directly Jmoorewar - please understand that - but you have provided an increasingly typical and all too frequent example so . . . . deal with it.