We are back from vacation, and if it's not too late, I would like to attend...... w/ my wife as a +1. Mostly because she can't believe there is a whole group of guys as irreverent and un-politically correct as me.
To be fair, I warned her...........

And how many folks are bringing chili ? Do you want one that ain't gonna melt taste buds ? I have a recipe that's pretty good, but it won't make anyone fart sparks or crap lava....... Will a chili like that be "manly" enough for this event ?!