Quote Originally Posted by Airgator0470 View Post
OK... so, how DO you wipe your ass with just ONE sheet of TP?

Those who have served in the military are encouraged to hold their response to give others a try.

Your answer must be complete and articulate enough as to leave the reader no doubt as to what you are saying.GO

Don't be fooled guys and gals. This is as old as the nine dots puzzle trick question, i.e:



Connect the dots by drawing four straight continuous lines.
You can't retrace the line and you can't lift the pencil from the paper once you start.




Airgator's forcing us to think outside the box. He's big into critical thinking. Get's on me all the time about it.

Lets examine the question:

How do you wipe your ass with just ONE sheet of Toilet Paper?

This commits the complex question fallacy because while we're restricted to "just one sheet of toilet paper" (true), it artificially restricts the possibility of using other objects (false). And since Tips and Tricks requires discussion be firearm related, logic dictates a gun with just one sheet of toilet paper be used when wiping ones ass. I can assure you that long guns are not involved. Airgator, a responsible instructor, understands the higher degree of difficulty with long guns and would have issued the following warning in his OP: Recommended for Seasoned Professionals Only!

So there you have it. The correct response to How do you wipe your ass with just ONE sheet of Toilet Paper? requires a pistol as part of your answer.

to be continued...