CCI 960 Quiet-22 22LR 500 round brick - $45

[mapper]

We've got tshirts too.

For the quitting type there is a simple 144 step program. At the end of which we buy all your shit really cheap so you can start the journey all over again.
As a consolation we will give you a bill of sale that reads whatever your wife will be happy with.

Well as long as you don't have the vest patch to go with the t shirt, I'm safe.