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    Liver Life Giver Highlander's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Noose View Post
    No wife?
    Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home.

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    Liver Life Giver Highlander's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12bhunting View Post
    What in the hell dude? Shane did you really trade your daughter for fucking scratchers?
    I tried...

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    The odds are astronomical, but we just witnessed it.

    Someone who's jokes fall flat at 99.99 percent and posts less than once a day just strung three rep worthy ones together. Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but a tireless minority keen to setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men." - Father of Our Revolution, Samuel Adams.

    I may be found dead in a ditch, but by God, they will find me and my rights in a PILE of brass.

    "Sure you can trust our government. Just ask an Indian."

    "Extremism in the defense of Liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of Justice is no virtue." - Barry Goldwater




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack Driver View Post
    ...Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........
    That's what made them so damn funny




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack Driver View Post
    The odds are astronomical, but we just witnessed it.

    Someone who's jokes fall flat at 99.99 percent and posts less than once a day just strung three rep worthy ones together. Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........
    "This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — "No, you move."

    Captain Steve Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander View Post
    Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home. Sorry son, you'll have to find someone else but I'll still be your daddy.
    Well played sir. A tip of the of hat to you.
    You gonna bark all day little doggy or you gonna bite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highlander View Post
    Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home.
    Tell her am going to try and convince Mrs. Noose to make a rare appearance (given there will be such an abundance of quality individuals attending).
    and you know how hard that can be sometimes.
    "This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — "No, you move."

    Captain Steve Rogers

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    In +1 adult and 2 kids that are more than 2 months old.

    If necessary, I could probably work something out if folks park somewhere nearby and I can ferry them back and forth between your house and the parking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonastio View Post
    In +1 adult and 2 kids that are more than 2 months old.

    If necessary, I could probably work something out if folks park somewhere nearby and I can ferry them back and forth between your house and the parking.
    Only if you wear a tux.
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    I felt you went over the line a bit,when you theoretically wanted to fornicate with a mythical child.
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    I'll be there.

    But I won't be able to stay long. It is not that I am antisocial (though I am), it is that I just can't stay upright for long.
    I'd rather be lucky than good, but I'd rather KNOW I'm good than HOPE to get lucky.

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