I apparently missed a piece of mail. I came out today, signed in as usual with two guests.

We shot pistols at steel and rifles on one of the 50 yard ranges. My one friend loved the place so much he joined today as a gold member. While he was completing his transaction I asked "when does my membership expire?"

The young lady asked when I joined and I proudly proclaimed "I'm a charter member!"

"Oh, your membership expired in June!"

Oh snap!

I guess I'll re-up in a couple weeks!

Suggestion box: mail statements at renewal. You've got my address.