Y'all will have to pick a different day, because I'll kneecap the sonofabitch that fucks with my steak and eggs Thursdays.
That is what you short guys do.
How about a rotation, keeping Woodchucks to every other week?
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.