just make the armor out of bowling pins, you'd be safe from Dale forever oh, you'd need a pin armor helmet too
Fuck you and fuck you.
And oh by the way. Fuck you.
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.