just make the armor out of bowling pins, you'd be safe from Dale forever oh, you'd need a pin armor helmet too
I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. I will never leave a fallen comrade. Excerpt from the Soldier's Creed
I found this online and thought it might be helpful for you guys/gals.
http://progunfighter.com/proper_wear_of_armor/
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.