Ask yourself, do you really want to be trained by a bunch of ancient, unsociable shut-ins?
Fuck I just want to pass a test, could give a fuck less about training.
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.