Us old guys got to stick together and help each other out from time to time. The first step to fixing a problem is admitting it. Don't be hating on Ol' Rumbler for repressing his inner "Elvis" You can only keep stuff like that bottled up so long before it just starts leaking out.

Mike, get yourself to a grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich until I can get you jump started and reboot the operating system.