First off, douche canoe, you didn't ask for my help with your tea party. Second, the last time I tried to organize an event ( a cleaning event no less, how's that for some fuckin irony) you pissed all over my damn cheerios.
Second and a half, I shouldn't have to "ask nicely" to get you to do your damn job... fuck man, you gonna have people thinking you're a state worker if you keep this shit up.
So I don't ask you to set stuff up and that's my fault, you don't ask me to set stuff up and that's my fault?
Jesus man, make up you fucking mind.
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it--always.