First off, douche canoe, you didn't ask for my help with your tea party. Second, the last time I tried to organize an event ( a cleaning event no less, how's that for some fuckin irony) you pissed all over my damn cheerios.
Second and a half, I shouldn't have to "ask nicely" to get you to do your damn job... fuck man, you gonna have people thinking you're a state worker if you keep this shit up.
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