Jmoore's First Annual Chili Cook-off

[Tack Driver]

Crawdaddy, congratulations on a job well done. I know it was like herding cats. You pulled it off.

Man, what a great night. Wish I could have stayed later. It looked like JD was just getting into his stride. Speaking of......

I was able to get the night off from work.

You did indeed!

Is the date on this final? I'm ready to smash your taste buds with my amazeballs chili.

It wasn't that good.

Tack really appreciated the antacids I brought, too.

Yeah, it's good to have people around that you can rely on when your FUCKING ESOPHAGUS IS EATING ITSELF.