DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Okay, doing a basic install, the stupid software only requires that MySQL 5.0 or greater is installed. The upgrade requires 5.1.5 or greater. The hosting site is running 5.0.96.

This is me frustrated.