Next Friday, Jan 26, I will begin contacting retailers my license is on file with to instruct them to suspend all title 1 transfers until we send them a new license with a new address. My wife and I are moving to Crawfordville, so that may be good news for some of our customers and bad news for others. I figure 86% of you couldn't give a flying fuck, and that's ok, I know how easy it is to run out of fucks to give.

I'll post when we're up and running again so I can again provide the surrounding area with, at the very least, questionable purchase advice, mediocre customer service and a place to pay for half your shit in cash and put the rest on a card so you can lie to your wife about how much you spent.

If you've got a can in a safe here and haven't sent your paperwork, please do so. I know there's a couple people here who haven't picked up paperwork, but hey, life gets busy. I don't know if you still post, but I've got your forms ready.