"Premature Ecelebration"

[Tack Driver]

I think I'll stop by for a while with the wife in tow. I'm tired of hearing I'm the biggest asshole in Tallahassee .

Seems counter intuitive, since we'll be talking about you being an asshole either way.

Sounds like quite the sausage fest. I hope tack brings some ass with him. Even if he is late.

If she wasn't a keeper, she wouldn't be worth bringing to a chat.

If she was a keeper, I wouldn't let these motherfuckers talk to her.

You see the conundrum?