Daisy, is my Desert pretty?

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April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

Daisy, is my Desert pretty?

After it rains today and I am off the tennis duty, I'll come by the office to picking it up...
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

Craw your turn to translate...................
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

TS.........help us out bro.
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

Dumbass, I meant "After it starts to rain so that the tennis game gets suspended so that I am off the photograph duty so that I will have time...around noon, I will come by Arms Affairs's Office to pick up my Desert from Daisy!"
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

Dumbass(es).

I just can't be too careful in Nazi camp
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

Dumbass, I meant "After it starts to rain so that the tennis game gets suspended so that I am off the photograph duty so that I will have time...around noon, I will come by Arms Affairs's Office to pick up my Desert from Daisy!"

You bought an entire desert region from one of the Dukes? Be careful, I hear BLM has some interest out there.......

...........Oh, yeah, and Daisy Duke wasn't a guy to begin with.
April 29th, 2014
Johnny

Danm TS I have some swamp land in arizonia that I woul like to sell you can be hot or wet there!
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

<insert momma joke here>
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by Johnny

Danm TS I have some swamp land in arizonia that I woul like to sell you can be hot or wet there!

Johnny I'll pass on Tack's question to you: "Help us out, bro!"

That does sound like a Mama Joke to me...though I am have no interest in it. Tack? Outlaw? Please knock yourself out on that.
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

<------------- Doesn't do momma jokes
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by 0utlaw

<------------- Doesn't do momma jokes

But show some love, Tack can't handle mama all by himself...
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

Careful David you'll end up "in" and they will show no mercy................
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

But show some love, Tack can't handle mama all by himself...

I believe the Yo' Momma' Committee will have to rule on this one.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

I believe the Yo' Momma' Committee will have to rule on this one.

I thought Dale had sole discretion over all things pertaining to the "momma list"???

If I am mistaken, well, I shouldn't be.
April 29th, 2014
Johnny

Hey,Ts you buy a desert eagle?
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by crawdaddy34

I thought Dale had sole discretion over all things pertaining to the "momma list"???

If I am mistaken, well, I shouldn't be.

Fuck, that's scary. Certainly sounds like something we would do.
April 29th, 2014
The Noose

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

Dumbass, I meant "After it starts to rain so that the tennis game gets suspended so that I am off the photograph duty so that I will have time...around noon, I will come by Arms Affairs's Office to pick up my Desert from Daisy!"

I thought it was some foreign take or reference to the Great Gatsby.... Thought something was getting lost in translation.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Fuck, that's scary. Certainly sounds like something we would do.

Are you saying it's a bad idea???

Because, no. It's not.
April 29th, 2014
Dale Gribble

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

I believe the Yo' Momma' Committee will have to rule on this one.

We let him off the list. Now what do we do? I think we roshambo the mother fucker.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Dale Gribble

We let him off the list. Now what do we do? I think we roshambo the mother fucker.

Wait, you mean he was on and he was let off????

WTF?

How did that happen?
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by Dale Gribble

We let him off the list. Now what do we do? I think we roshambo the mother fucker.

From what I understand, you're fucking this chicken, we're just holding the wings.
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by crawdaddy34

Wait, you mean he was on and he was let off????

WTF?

How did that happen?

He begged and pleaded and made excuses about how we misunderstood him and shit as soon as we started raining e-semen on his momma'.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

He begged and pleaded and made excuses about how we misunderstood him and shit as soon as we started raining e-semen on his momma'.

Well who the fuck let that happen?!?!?
April 29th, 2014
Dale Gribble

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Originally Posted by crawdaddy34

Well who the fuck let that happen?!?!?

The same people that let this country go to shit. You. And Me.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Dale Gribble

The same people that let this country go to shit. You. And Me.

Horseshit.

Show me where I voted to let him off the hook.

I don't belive you.
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by Dale Gribble

The same people that let this country go to shit. You. And Me.

Rep'd, 'cause I know it stuck in Craw's craw.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Rep'd, 'cause I know it stuck in Craw's craw.

Nah.

I made a deal with myself weeks ago...
April 29th, 2014
FLT

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Originally Posted by crawdaddy34

Nah.

I made a deal with myself weeks ago...

Hmm you seem to be doing lots of things to yourself. :goodjob:
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by FLT

Hmm you seem to be doing lots of things to yourself. :goodjob:

What would you classify as "lots"?

And how did you come to that conclusion?
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by crawdaddy34

What would you classify as "lots"?

And how did you come to that conclusion?

He got intel from Jafar; he's NSA.
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by Jafar

What the hell weapon is this already?

Tack?! Grammer correction please.
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

Tack?! Grammer correction please.

No foul on the play. Objection overruled. Answer the question, sir.
April 29th, 2014
Jmoorewar

Yea what did your wallet buy now?
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

It's a Desert? What else can a Desert be?
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

It's a Desert? What else can a Desert be?

Kimber Desert Warrior or Desert Eagle are the two most viable options, but with everybody being a mil-spec sandbox operator wannabe now-a-days, there are probably others out there.
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by Jafar

If you bought a Kimber Desert, I'm gonna punch you in your tranny loving dong the next time I see you.

Which letter of "Desert" you can't read? Only 26 in total after all.

Attachment 2463 Attachment 2464 Attachment 2465 Attachment 2466 Attachment 2467
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by Jafar

If you bought a Kimber Desert, I'm gonna punch you in your tranny loving dong the next time I see you.

Your fist is so small you might miss it.
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

I'm glad you finally bought something that doesn't make me even slightly envious.
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by 0utlaw

I'm glad you finally bought something that doesn't make me even slightly envious.

Why not? It's pretty to me.
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

That's what counts, and it's a Sig so I'm sure it's a really good gun, just doesn't do anything for me though.
April 29th, 2014
Johnny

Wrere the hell is there desert in Sweden? shit I would have though that it would be icycle white!
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by Jafar

If you bought a Kimber Desert, I'm gonna punch you in your tranny loving dong the next time I see you.

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

Which letter of "Desert" you can't read? Only 26 in total after all.

That's not even the gun he's talking about dumbass.

I don't know how you haven't figured it out, but there are MULTIPLE manufacturers making a "desert" something branded pistol.
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

That's not even the gun he's talking about dumbass.

I don't know how you haven't figured it out, but there are MULTIPLE manufacturers making a "desert" something branded pistol.

Between...

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

Hail the weed!

and his obsesion with chicks-with-dicks....

Is it that hard to understand how he's missing it???
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by crawdaddy34

Between...

and his obsesion with chicks-with-dicks....

Is it that hard to understand how he's missing it???

You keep mention man-gina. Are you actually asking somebody to send you off to Thailand -> S. Korea -> USA and come home pretty? that's what I guess.
April 29th, 2014
0utlaw

Sounds like you have the route down pat Hmmmmmmmm:chinscratch:
April 29th, 2014
crawdaddy34

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

You keep mention man-gina. Are you actually asking somebody to send you off to Thailand -> S. Korea -> USA and come home pretty? that's what I guess.

Oh do I now???

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com...7222#post57222

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April 29th, 2014
mapper

TS..
is it this one?
http://www.magnumresearch.com/Firear...er-Stripes.asp

Attachment 2472

pic of 50 AE..

desert eagle
April 29th, 2014
TargetShooting

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Originally Posted by mapper

TS..
is it this one?
http://www.magnumresearch.com/Firear...er-Stripes.asp

Attachment 2472

pic of 50 AE..

desert eagle

this is an ugly gun!
April 29th, 2014
Tack Driver

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Originally Posted by TargetShooting

this is an ugly gun!

That's never stopped you before.
April 29th, 2014
Johnny

butt fucking ugly.ould not be caught dead with piece of crap

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