BR you are as crazy as a shit house rat if you let Dale shoot you ! I know you're a pain in the ass and shit but I don't want you shot . You're not that bad. ;) :D
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just make the armor out of bowling pins, you'd be safe from Dale forever :D oh, you'd need a pin armor helmet too
I found this online and thought it might be helpful for you guys/gals.
http://progunfighter.com/proper_wear_of_armor/