Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Noose
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Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Noose
I tried...Quote:
Originally Posted by 12bhunting
The odds are astronomical, but we just witnessed it.
Someone who's jokes fall flat at 99.99 percent and posts less than once a day just strung three rep worthy ones together. Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........
That's what made them so damn funny :goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack Driver
:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack Driver
Well played sir. A tip of the of hat to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Highlander
Tell her am going to try and convince Mrs. Noose to make a rare appearance (given there will be such an abundance of quality individuals attending).Quote:
Originally Posted by Highlander
and you know how hard that can be sometimes.
In +1 adult and 2 kids that are more than 2 months old.
If necessary, I could probably work something out if folks park somewhere nearby and I can ferry them back and forth between your house and the parking.
Only if you wear a tux.Quote:
Originally Posted by jonastio
I'll be there.
But I won't be able to stay long. It is not that I am antisocial (though I am), it is that I just can't stay upright for long. :(
I can bring one of those anti-gravity chairs if that'll help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumbler
Hang around long enough and you may find several that have trouble staying upright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumbler
Yeah,dish doc will be supine 30 minutes after he gets there.
Thanks, Bodo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodo
I've got to keep my legs higher than my torso or they fill up with fluid, resulting in being up all night with the most gawdawful cramps you can imagine.
Have you tried drinking tonic water (about 4 ounces) before you go to bed? The quinine might help but has to be flavored(no,not with gin) to counteract any bitterness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumbler
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10335049
Yes, early on. It didn't help. According to my doctor in order to get enough quinine in me to help with the cramps I'd have a toxicity problem (it would poison me).
It is just amazing what a big role the liver plays in body chemistry . . . :(
If I'd have known how important it is I'm sure I'd have been a lot nicer to it in my youth...... :yup:
I've got a roll of limo tint and a lib of the reefer for party.
WTF?Quote:
Originally Posted by YankeeFingergasm
I have a machine too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ike
Duets???
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Originally Posted by YankeeFingergasm
The Hank Strange thread. Fuck bro, pay attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dale Gribble
You would.Quote:
Originally Posted by crawdaddy34
http://media.giphy.com/media/mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS/giphy.gif
Still don't know what a lib of reefer is. Enough to get a librarian, liberal, libertarian, high?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack Driver
Your damn right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack Driver
Why don't you?
A dozen drunks on the deck thinking they are the next American Idol is fuckin hilarious.
Well damn.
Because I'm the type of person that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".Quote:
Originally Posted by crawdaddy34
And Tack knows what a lib of reefer is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack Driver
Fucking pot head.
LIB LB POUND
Damn autocorrect, you try to enter pound of weed and it substitutes lib.eral.
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