Fire side chat--- FRIDAY

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Originally Posted by 12bhunting

Yank If your not getting ass you just are not trying. Does not matter what you look like, just your opinion of yourself. If all else fails a bottle of patron is better than a wing man.

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Just don't let him drive

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Originally Posted by Ike

I'll jump the gun again.........
Just needs a sweater vest........
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Holy shit.

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Holy shit.

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Even you cake self looks like a fag.;)

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Originally Posted by Jmoorewar

Even you cake self looks like a fag.;)

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Well, that's not very nice.

:mope:

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Originally Posted by YankeeFingergasm

The difference between me and him is he's recently had the physical touch of a woman.

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Originally Posted by 12bhunting

Yank If your not getting ass you just are not trying. Does not matter what you look like, just your opinion of yourself. If all else fails a bottle of patron is better than a wing man.

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Tack, Can you set Yank up with Suzy or somebody and cut us a deal on the cost? I'm in for $25 to help out.

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Originally Posted by Ike

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FIFY

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Well, that's not very nice.

:mope:

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It's ok, you have proven your non faggyness to us all.......










You're just a tad bit metro, oh and the miata doesn't help.

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Originally Posted by Ike

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Is that John Lenin? I'll find a better one, hold please.

Well damn can't find a Zac Brown cake. When I had my beard rocking full swing we could have been twins. Can't have my beard anymore. :(

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Originally Posted by Ike

Don't google your name and Tallahassee. A bunch of gay porn comes up

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And? Don't judge me for what I may or may not do in my free time.

Yippie ki yay

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com...9&d=1410745974

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Originally Posted by Breaded Chicken Cutlet

Yippie ki yay

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Mother fucker.

He looks stoned...wait wait plastered

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com...2&d=1410747278

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Originally Posted by Ike

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Jafar cake

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Yank, did you ever meet Suzy that worked with, then far Tack? The BMW mechanic.

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Originally Posted by Cattle/Horses

Yank, did you ever meet Suzy that worked with, then far Tack? The BMW mechanic.

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When you say it like that I've changed my mind.

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Originally Posted by YankeeFingergasm

When you say it like that I've changed my mind.

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Yank(Hehehe) It may be time to lower your standards for a day or two, "Slump Buster"

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Originally Posted by Cattle/Horses

Yank, did you ever meet Suzy that worked with, then far Tack? The BMW mechanic.

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Originally Posted by YankeeFingergasm

When you say it like that I've changed my mind.

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Originally Posted by Ike

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Too much hair to be me.

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Originally Posted by Cattle/Horses

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Gives new meaning to the term "Airbags"

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Originally Posted by Ike

I would like to personally thank everyone that came on Friday. It was the best one yet. Truly, you guys are a unique group and I am blessed that God brought you all into my life. The wife is also very impressed and has made good friends out of this. She had a blast. We both concur that as a whole this is the smartest and most generous group of guys that we have encountered. The level of humor and conversation is fantastic. The generosity in helping to make these get-togethers possible is also appreciated. We have tried this before and end up footing the bill for everything. Your generosity has made it possible to continue these in the future. I broke perfectly even and had food left over. It really means a lot to me.

I look forward to many meetings int he future. I particularly want to thank those of you that had a long drive.... SeaDog/Jim, Outlaw/Bodo. It meant a lot that you came and your presence was enjoyed by all.

Thanks again guys. You played a big part in my decision to stay in Tallahassee. Yes, I am not leaving. I am going to try to stick it out and see how it goes.

Sincerely,
Jason

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Thanks for having us brother. As always it was great to fellowship with you guys.

I'm not coming to these anymore. Tack is going to say something stupid and Shane's wife is going to kick my ass for it.

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Originally Posted by Greg Kulbick

Tack is going to say something stupid

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Definitely.

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and Shane's wife is going to kick my ass for it.

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It was touch and go there for a while, wasn't it?

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Definitely.



It was touch and go there for a while, wasn't it?

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Shit, there were times neither of us said anything and I got mean mugged and threatened.

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Originally Posted by Greg Kulbick

Shit, there were times neither of us said anything and I got mean mugged and threatened.

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I'm sure we did something.

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

I'm sure we did something.

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Even if you didn't, you did.

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Originally Posted by Bodo

Even if you didn't, you did.

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Spoken like a well trained married man.

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Spoken like a well trained married man.

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Sometimes it's just better to dummy up and take your whoopin'. Even if you didn't deserve it. You'll learn someday.

Or not.

How the hell are you still single? Too many tall guys shading you out?

It all depends on if you want children or just like poon. Because once you are married and have children the poon pretty much stops. Just saying---- and shit. :yup: ;)

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Originally Posted by FLT

It all depends on if you want children or just like poon. Because once you are married and have children the poon pretty much stops. Just saying---- and shit. :yup: ;)

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Right because love never enters the equation.

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Originally Posted by Dale Gribble

Right because love never enters the equation.

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Not in my case Dale . I was in the dating game just for the poon!

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Originally Posted by FLT

Not in my case Dale . I was in the dating game just for the poon!

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I've never been 'that guy', but I know several who are. I wouldn't be married if I wasn't in love, and I wouldn't be single if I was in love. But then again I am committed, in many ways.

If Henry Ford (who I can only assume is a close relative Henry ford) killed love, the internet dug it up, killed it deader, and pissed on it's grave.

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Originally Posted by Greg Kulbick

I'm not coming to these anymore. Tack is going to say something stupid and Shane's wife is going to kick my ass for it.

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Haha, she was just having fun. She was very concerned about Tack's aura though. I blame it on Ike. He can't seem to stand her not having a drink in her hand.

On another note, I'll give fair warning. Tack has almost convinced her to join the forum to gather intel for the next chat.

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Originally Posted by Highlander

On another note, I'll give fair warning. Tack has almost convinced her to join the forum to gather intel for the next chat.

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Fruck!

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Originally Posted by Highlander

She was very concerned about Tack's aura though.

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LOL. Yeah she was. Please inform her that I underwent some Aura Correcting Therapy Saturday night.

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

LOL. Yeah she was. Please inform her that I underwent some Aura Correcting Therapy Saturday night.

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Aura? Lemme guess. It sets off a certain type of radar?

Yeah, BAMF radar.

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

LOL. Yeah she was. Please inform her that I underwent some Aura Correcting Therapy Saturday night.

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Yeah, I'll let her know...

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Yeah, BAMF radar.

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Nope, not that one.

Damn . Ike no wonder I just look at women as objects to be used for pleasure! My feelings were pretty much gone by the age of 19 . And I guess by 30 and a couple of hundred conquest they were just a faded memory. ;) :D

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Originally Posted by Bodo

Nope, not that one.

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Goat fucker radar? Because I had just come in from talking to you. Maybe some of the aura wafted over.

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Originally Posted by FLT

Damn . Ike no wonder I just look at women as objects to be used for pleasure! My feelings were pretty much gone by the age of 19 . And I guess by 30 and a couple of hundred conquest they were just a faded memory. When I was young I like those crazy bitches it didn't matter that they were crazy as I had no intentions of any long term relationships and the crazy ones are by far the most fun. I ran pretty hard till I was in my fortys and decided to settle down to a some what normal life. ( actually I just got tired ) I guess the bad thing is I wouldn't change a thing . My life has been a blast . There is no way a poor kid born on the wrong side of the railroad tracks was supposed to have that much fun!

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Juke Joint Sniper?

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Originally Posted by Jafar

Juke Joint Sniper?

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Bang! Ghonoriasyphilaids.

I like how places used to specialize in dancing, like that's not something you can do anywhere.

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I came of age in the 60s . It's a damn wonder I wasn't a hippy. As it was I was on board with the free love part anyway. I look around Tallahassee and remember what a target rich environment it was even back then!:D

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Originally Posted by Ike

Henry ford. Killed love.
The definition of Love is ..... finding the person that you are most compatible with, either physically or emotionally, hopefully both, in your geographical region.

This is how Love always worked for 6000 years.

Meet a girl in town,...... hook up .... get married.

With the invention of the car,and the expansion of a persons horizons, this became confused as people met more people.
The sexual revolution also made this ugly. Sex should be for marriage only.

A man only feels true, unadulterated love once in his life. The first love is the strongest. BY the time you have stuck your wick into 3 or 4 broads, that feeling is gone or very desensitized.

If you married your first love --- great...... but by the time you have laid as much pipe as people do now a days, it is more of a legal arrangement, and an arrangement to procreate.


Pastor Ike.

Boy am I hypocritical, eh?

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Reverend Ike,
What about the high school sweet hearts that get married? Lots of them remain in love "till death". But most of the married high school sweet hearts that I grew up with ended up with a "itch" because they never got to sow their oats, and the women seem worst than the men.