Steak and Eggs Thursdays at Woodchuck's Cafe

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October 22nd, 2015
Bodo

Every Jew a .22!
October 22nd, 2015
Bodo

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i thought bodo would be older and more jewish.

Which one were you? I missed a few of ya'll on the far end.

Also that's the problem with Jews. They blend right in and you can't always spot them. How else did you think we were able to run the world?
October 22nd, 2015
GreyWolf

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Originally Posted by 0utlaw

Nice meeting you...I thought you'd be taller :dunno:

I sacrificed height for length and circumference. All it's done is kept me in trouble, should have gone with height. :irked:
October 22nd, 2015
Tack Driver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodo

Which one were you? I missed a few of ya'll on the far end.

He was, ironically, the one with the Jew-fro.

.............and it's *y'all you milkhead.
October 22nd, 2015
GreyWolf

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Originally Posted by 0utlaw

Well he hasn't PM'd Jonas asking for all evidence of his existence on this forum to be scrubbed so we obviously didn't give him the "full effect"

Missed your chance my friend. And I was on my good behavior today too, so there's that to ponder.
October 22nd, 2015
Bodo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tack Driver

He was, ironically, the one with the Jew-fro.

.............and it's *y'all you milkhead.

ahh, now I've got a face.

yall, y'all, ya'll it's all the same thing. Don't try and use facts on me. I'm immune.
October 22nd, 2015
Cattle/Horses

Any pics of Outlaw in yoga pants with his pet monkey?
October 22nd, 2015
Bodo

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Originally Posted by Cattle/Horses

Any pics of Outlaw in yoga pants with his pet monkey?

I tried, but I couldn't keep the camera steady enough. I was laughing too hard.
October 22nd, 2015
jonastio

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

If you had made it, you WOULD have to have been squeezed in. We were already one seat short. 14 in total showed up.

16 people showed up.
October 22nd, 2015
jonastio

17 if you count Dale and his mouth as 2 different people.
October 22nd, 2015
0utlaw

If I’d had on yoga pants lil Miss Thang would not have been sitting with Jonas.:hump::naughty:
October 22nd, 2015
0utlaw

And that was GW with the picture of him pole smoking the monkey.......
October 22nd, 2015
GreyWolf

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I never had sexual relations with that monkey.
October 22nd, 2015
Tack Driver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodo

yall, y'all, ya'll it's all the same thing.

Uh, no.

The apostrophe symbolizes the missing character(s), in this case, the "o" and "u" in "you all".

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonastio

16 people showed up.

Yeah, you're right. See Bodo, that's how it's done.
October 22nd, 2015
mapper

Gotta be right with this one, multiple choice and all.

theiyr're

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.
Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats

Saw it On the Internet,Its got To be True.
Bonjour.
October 22nd, 2015
GreyWolf

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapper

Gotta be right with this one, multiple choice and all.

theiyr're

All three forms of their, there and they're condensed to one comprehensive term. Immediately recognizable in any usage, removing any anxiety or being wrong.
Theiyr're you go. Call us when you get theiyr're. Remind your guests to bring theiyr're raincoats

Saw it On the Internet,Its got To be True.
Bonjour.

My head exploded
October 22nd, 2015
thedishdoc

Good seeing you guys and good conversation and camaraderie as well. Mike would be proud of the turnout. Biggest I've seen. We had several kiddie tables lol.
October 22nd, 2015
JMW4570

Sorry I missed it. I was on the road. Jim
October 26th, 2015
NoZombies

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Originally Posted by thedishdoc

We had several kiddie tables lol.

We can't all be old.
October 26th, 2015
0utlaw

I can see where some of you pups never will be :nope:
October 29th, 2015
0utlaw

Roll Call......

In
October 29th, 2015
Bodo

Next month maybe
October 29th, 2015
jonastio

In
October 29th, 2015
JMW4570

in...
October 29th, 2015
NoZombies

In if Greg picks me up.
October 29th, 2015
Greg Kulbick

Its not looking good.
October 29th, 2015
Dale Gribble

On my way. See you in a few Jonas.
October 29th, 2015
0utlaw

Executive level Woodchuck today, for those of you that are about to be banned well don't ya wish you would have showed up.
October 29th, 2015
Bodo

So like 3 people came today then?
October 29th, 2015
JMW4570

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Originally Posted by Bodo

So like 3 people came today then?

I think we have a first contestant in the Uncle-Mike's-not-so-random-Ban-contest...
October 29th, 2015
OscarMike1127

11 is too late for me on any day, unfortunately.
October 29th, 2015
0utlaw

Alright Jonas make this shit happen..............
October 29th, 2015
Tack Driver

Sorry guys. I'm just now coming back into a free country.
October 29th, 2015
Bodo

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Sorry guys. I'm just now coming back into a free country.

Where were you? New Jersey?
October 29th, 2015
jonastio

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tack Driver

Sorry guys. I'm just now coming back into a free country.

He said "No" to having cats.
October 29th, 2015
0utlaw

I heard “geek crazy” was a special kind of crazy.
October 29th, 2015
jonastio

That's who he heard it from.
October 29th, 2015
Cattle/Horses

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0utlaw

I heard “geek crazy” was a special kind of crazy.

She's a geek Too? I missed that. Guess I was just digesting the crazy in those eyes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1322686111

Sleep with one eye open Tack.
October 29th, 2015
FLT

Damn. Tack could end up short .
October 29th, 2015
JMW4570

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Originally Posted by FLT

Damn. Tack could end up short .

...-er
October 29th, 2015
rr53

"PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

Grouch Marx
October 29th, 2015
Tack Driver

I was in Chiraq for 3 days.
October 29th, 2015
JMW4570

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Originally Posted by Tack Driver

I was in Chiraq for 3 days.

I thought her name was Debbie...
October 29th, 2015
Bodo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tack Driver

I was in Chiraq for 3 days.

Why the hell were you in Chicago?
October 30th, 2015
Tack Driver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodo

Why the hell were you in Chicago?

Work. The new 7 Series launch.

It was 50 degrees and raining sideways. And it was in the suburb of Deerfield, so I didn't even get to drink in a speakeasy or anything.
October 30th, 2015
Johnny

Damn that sucks Tack not even getting to have a drink.
October 31st, 2015
seadog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cattle/Horses

She's a geek Too? I missed that. Guess I was just digesting the crazy in those eyes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...g?t=1322686111

Sleep with one eye open Tack.

Nice knife.
October 31st, 2015
SATAN

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Originally Posted by seadog

Nice knife.

All the way until she uses it to show you what the other end of your dick looks like.
November 1st, 2015
BlueBronco

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATAN

All the way until she uses it to show you what the other end of your dick looks like.

Lorena Bobbitt
November 5th, 2015
Bodo

Nope, stuck in Franklin county

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