The Great Forum Healing of 2015

[crawdaddy34]

Alright fellas. We got a place and a date.

Mark your calendars - 6/6/15 at Ike's place.

Post here if your coming and how many you're bringing and I'll keep up with the total.

And remember, this will be a family affair. The whole family is invited.

And new/newer guys - MAKE THIS A PRIORITY. We want to see you there.

For sure we will need sides, drinks, plates, cups, napkins , plasticware.

Plan on bringing chairs or standing.

I have a pop-up that I'll bring.

Ike - what else?

Dale - Can you start one of those lists for signup? Is there a way to periodically post the results here so we can track what people are bringing what?

Let's try and keep this one relatively clean please.

#ontopicforcrawdaddyssanity

[YankeeFingergasm]

Perhaps Jonas could send this out in a forum email like he's done in the past for special occasions? Just a thought in case many may not see this post.

[YankeeFingergasm]

Me plus 0, don't want to start any cat fights with Ike's MIL.

[Bodo]

Bodo +1

[Safety Guy]

"Cattle and horses sauce" should we be worried or intrigued? I'll be there plus zero. Will bring some kind of needed items as the list is made.

[0utlaw]

0utlaw + SHTW.......... will bring what ever she tells me she is bringing

[thedishdoc]

Fruck that is the weekend of the blade show in Atlanta

[Safety Guy]

Blade shows come and go, parties of this magnitude happen but once in a life time...

[0utlaw]

Come on Doc, you don't want to miss the drone strike do ya?

[Dale Gribble]

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[0utlaw]

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[0utlaw]

:dunno:

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Thanks Dale.

[0utlaw]

:goodjob:

[Dale Gribble]

If anyone doesn't want to put public info on the site, PM me and I will bogus something up for you.

[Tack Driver]

In + 1.

[NJC]

In + 1.
The +1 is subject to change i'm sure....

well at least her name is.

[Tack Driver]

The +1 is subject to change i'm sure....

well at least her name is.

I'd like to argue against this slanderous defamation of, and assault against my character, but,..........yeah, let's just leave it at an unspecified +1. :goodjob:

[Bodo]

so--- when do you guys want food ready

When it's ready?

[Dale Gribble]

Dale, you have the wrong date on the signup, 5/6/15

Phycop Complete.

:joint:

[Greg Kulbick]

Me + 1 (tentative)

[Dale Gribble]

Ike.

If folks put their email address in the signup I can then send them an address and other info a few days before hand.

[Tack Driver]

Me + 1 (tentative)

What'd you do now?

[Greg Kulbick]

I don't make plans solid until I know plans haven't been made for me. You can only say, "You never told me about this" and be rebutted with, "Yes I did, and you said you would go, you never listen to me" so many times before you just quit bothering.

Like I'd agree to go to the Jefferson County Ms. Watermelon pageant of my own free will...

[Bodo]

Like I'd agree to go to the Jefferson County Ms. Watermelon pageant of my own free will...

That's some serious voodoo if you actually did...

[Greg Kulbick]

That's some serious voodoo if you actually did...
I didn't. She's convinced herself I did, or she is really committed to the lie. Knowing me as long as she has, I can't put either past her.

[12bhunting]

I will be up and about at 5am getting ready

You can get there at anytime as far as I am concerned

The question that I have-- is when should dinner be ready. That is always the hardest part-- is when to have it done.

so--- when do you guys want food ready

Dinner should be ready when me and bcc can no longer talk without slurring.

[Dale Gribble]

Dinner should be ready when me and bcc can no longer talk without slurring.

So 10 am?

[12bhunting]

So 10 am?

No we are very proper folks and more than capable of making it until sundown. Most of the time....

[Dale Gribble]

No we are very proper folks and more than capable of making it until sundown. Most of the time....

Its sundown somewhere?

[Tack Driver]

Me + 1 (tentative)


What'd you do now?

Sorry, I thought just the "+1" was tentative.

[Greg Kulbick]

Sorry, I thought just the "+1" was tentative.

Well it turns out it is. The +1 will be in Boston that week, getting back into Jax around 4pm that day.

[Johnny]

I will try to make it for a little while,as I can not drink like I used to,due to medicine the pecker headed Doc has me on.I am looking forward to meeting the ones that I have not met.Only me will be there.

[Tack Driver]

I will try to make it for a little while,as I can not drink like I used to,due to medicine the pecker headed Doc has me on.I am looking forward to meeting the ones that I have not met.Only me will be there.

Johnny, there will be other non-drinkers there for sure. At least three teetotalers I can think of off-hand have said they'd be there. You don't have to drink to hang out, but it will sure make some of these people more tolerable.

[12bhunting]

Don't sweat that shit tack, consider the punch bowl spiked:naughty:

[rr53]

Me + 1 .....if C/H isn't bringing the MIL.

[12bhunting]

Is Flakka cosher to bring?

Wrong crowd to get violent around......

[Johnny]

I will have a small drink or two,I am not antisocial.Used to drink heavy.

[12bhunting]

I will have a small drink or two,I am not antisocial.Used to drink heavy.

Johnny you do not have to drink to be social. Matter of fact this crowd has just as much fun sober..... Now I will say, when the sun sets it's time for children and church ladies to cover there ears. He'll they better cover there eyes as well....

[12bhunting]

on a serious note, if there is any smoking around the kids, or smoking of products other than tobacco/vape, we will have to decline/leave early.

Fuck dude you want to move the party to Chucke Cheese or something?
Just b.s. man, we do not do drugs dude.....

[Tack Driver]

Besides, only one person has asked if they could bring drugs; you.

[Tack Driver]

i would expect persons interested in doing so would not advertise it.
i'd also expect the more libertarian folks in the group just to have some at all times because F the DEA.

Most libertarian folks don't do drugs, just like they aren't gay, always in court, or overtly religious, etc., etc.

Nice stereotype you got there though bro.

[e.money83]

Sorry about the dislike Greg, phone screen all of the sudden decided it was super sensitive and a droplet of water decided it didn't like your post. I'll thumbs up something else for you to even it out...

[12bhunting]

[QUOTE=Tack Driver;142889]Most libertarian folks don't do drugs, just like they aren't gay, always in court, or overtly religious, etc., etc.

Nice stereotype you got there

It's the Damn democrats smoking that shit....

[Johnny]

I do not have a problem with any of that,and for as many of these fellows as I have been around none have ever used drugs or smoked wackey baccy.So you do not have to worry about that.We do use tobacco.

[Tack Driver]

It's the Damn democrats smoking that shit....

"Most folks that don't vote smoke that shit" is probably the most accurate.




I am not going to make that decision on my own...
What you guys think.

A smoking area and areas where smoking is also allowed? Back left corner of the back yard designated solely for smoking as well as designating the pit, driveway, etc., as smoke tolerant?

:dunno:

That would allow the smokers to get away from Dale, Dale to get away from the smokers, and BroncoNole to get away from both.

[Dale Gribble]

I may or may not be able to make it, but I am pretty sure my kids will be out of town.

[Tack Driver]

I may or may not be able to make it, but I am pretty sure my kids will be out of town.

We're going to plan for you to be there. Ike already ordered ear muffs for all the women and children.

[crawdaddy34]

I am most interested in children's head count. I need to make sure that there is enough childrens to justify the bouncy house and childrens helper. I think it obvious that there is no need to be huffing menthols in the bouncy house or in the kids recreation area.




I need a tent and table to put up on the back slab ... I wil bet some coloring books and shit for the little ones and get a guys daughter to help make sure they dont eat the crayons or or what ever kids do.

Mine is 10x10. You can put it wherever...

[crawdaddy34]

You dirty mother.....

Also -

Name Tags.

[crawdaddy34]

1. I said "most"
2. I said "overtly"
3. Burden of proof is on you buddy. Take a crack at it. What's not right?



12B fucked up the quote - He wasn't saying you were stereotyping.

At least that's the way it looked to me...

Go look at it again.

[crawdaddy34]

Oh... and also.

Ya'll go bullshit somewhere else.



Let's try and keep this one relatively clean please.

#ontopicforcrawdaddyssanity



Please?

[Tack Driver]

Oh... and also.

Ya'll go bullshit somewhere else.





Please?

Negro, almost every post is about the event. STFU.

[crawdaddy34]

Negro, almost every post is about the event. STFU.

Cracker, if it's not "I'm inbound + (however many)" take it somewhere else.

Again, PLEASE.

I don't want to wade thru 400 posts to figure out who is coming. And I doubt that Ike want's to wade thru 400 posts to figure out what those people are bringing.

[Tack Driver]

Cracker, if it's not "I'm inbound + (however many)" take it somewhere else.

You got it.

[Dale Gribble]

Cracker, if it's not "I'm inbound + (however many)" take it somewhere else.

Again, PLEASE.

I don't want to wade thru 400 posts to figure out who is coming. And I doubt that Ike want's to wade thru 400 posts to figure out what those people are bringing.

Too bad we don't have a webpage where we can put that kind of information.

[12bhunting]

Cracker, if it's not "I'm inbound + (however many)" take it somewhere else.

Again, PLEASE.

I don't want to wade thru 400 posts to figure out who is coming. And I doubt that Ike want's to wade thru 400 posts to figure out what those people are bringing.

The wife and I will bring slaw.

[crawdaddy34]

Member
Guests
Bringing







YankeeFingergasm

?



+1 +2x(1/2)
Cake


Bodo
+1



Safety Guy




Outlaw
+1
Whatever SHTF tells him to bring


Tack Driver
+1



Greg Kulbick




Johnny




rr53
+1



Dale (maybe)




12bhunting
+1
coleslaw

[crawdaddy34]

Too bad we don't have a webpage where we can put that kind of information.

You never answered me...


Is there a way to periodically post the results here so we can track what people are bringing what?

[0utlaw]

on a serious note, if there is any smoking around the kids, or smoking of products other than tobacco/vape, we will have to decline/leave early.
Don't harsh my mellow dude:hippy::joint::hippy:

[thedishdoc]

Not a single one of us does drugs.... that is not an issue nor are they allowed in my yard, house, or camp.

The cigarette smoking is a bit of a different story.

There is obviously no smoking in the house but as I remember there are a pretty good amount of smokers in the group. We could move them to the Man pit area, but that is where the people with Filthy mouths will be. I guess you smokers can decide but being semi-libertarian, I am incapable of immediately moving 50% of a group to one little area, due to one request. .......... Particularly one where Dale will likely be sitting.

I am not going to make that decision on my own...
What you guys think.I am not completely comfortable being confined to only one area with Gribble. He is a master gas passer and is all opinionated and stuff :-)

[Dale Gribble]

You never answered me...

Link to the page and go look?

Copy and paste are your friend?

Crawdaddy 34 (2 adults, 2 children)
Pies Watermelon 10x10 Popup

0utlaw & SHTW (2 children)

Ike Macky (2 adults)
God Bless

[Tack Driver]

Cracker, if it's not "I'm inbound + (however many)" take it somewhere else.


Neg rep for any action outside of ^^. :goodjob:

http://blogimg.ngfiles.com/725000/725053/860024202_scorched-earth..jpg

[crawdaddy34]

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/529e24ee9d29c90373000050.jpeg

[surfer5]

I'm gonna try to come. Mark me as a maybe. I'll probably fly solo. I hang out with you guys to get away from those bastards.

[YankeeFingergasm]

I don't make plans solid until I know plans haven't been made for me. You can only say, "You never told me about this" and be rebutted with, "Yes I did, and you said you would go, you never listen to me" so many times before you just quit bothering.

Like I'd agree to go to the Jefferson County Ms. Watermelon pageant of my own free will...


Why don't you just quit agreeing to go to shit? Problem solved, bill is in the mail.

[0utlaw]

https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/dbtech/thanks/images/dislikes.png Tack Driver (https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/member.php?u=120) disliked this post

Did I not use the grammatically correct sarcasm font?
:superbird:

[Greg Kulbick]

Sorry about the dislike Greg, phone screen all of the sudden decided it was super sensitive and a droplet of water decided it didn't like your post. I'll thumbs up something else for you to even it out...
Son of a bitch! Throwing off my rep and likes and shit.

[thedishdoc]

https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/dbtech/thanks/images/dislikes.pngTack Driver (https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/member.php?u=120) disliked this post

Did I not use the grammatically correct sarcasm font?
:superbird:

Umm don't kid around about salesmen either.

[Tack Driver]

https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/dbtech/thanks/images/dislikes.png Tack Driver (https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/member.php?u=120) disliked this post

Did I not use the grammatically correct sarcasm font?
:superbird:


Neg rep for any action outside of ^^. :goodjob:

http://blogimg.ngfiles.com/725000/725053/860024202_scorched-earth..jpg
Pay attention.

[crawdaddy34]

Ok.....

you know what.....

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/38/Kanye_reallydoe.gif

[0utlaw]

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/pphq.gif?w=780

See if that helps your scorched Earth policy

[Johnny]

damn Outlaw that was beautiful,you have bushwacked him.

[FLT]

Yep. Like a really smart dog once said. If you can't eat it or screw it then just piss on it.

[thedishdoc]

Neg rep for any action outside of ^^. :goodjob:

http://blogimg.ngfiles.com/725000/725053/860024202_scorched-earth..jpg

Get some neg rep yourself bitch.

[Jmoorewar]

In plus 0. I can pass out till morning correct? Work at 11 Sunday.

[Jmoorewar]

Sweet, as long as I can take a whore bath in the morn with a hose.

[0utlaw]

People can bring tents or campers also.
http://assets.ecenglish.io/blogs/uploads/sites/30/2012/03/tent.jpg

[Jmoorewar]

You can use the shower...no problem.
Even better. I'm not planning on getting smashed, but toasted enough to not even think about driving.

[0utlaw]

:goodjob:

[SATAN]

I'll be there. I will be able to be found in the giant cloud of profanity and cigarette smoke. My wife will be there until about 6:00 when she has to go to a retirement party. She will be found standing between the little children and my aforementioned smoke/profanity cloud.

[FLT]

We gonna be able to do this

Lone- banned tobacco and drugs
Frady- took out the alcohol
and
12b- banned the tinted window.

This aint gonna be much of a party.

Frickin Libertarians. Yep. That's what happens when you try to please everyone. Do you think maybe it should be two party's ? One for the kids and on another day a adult party? Edit. If you don't invite 12B to the adult party you know what he's going to tell you to do. right?

[12bhunting]

Hehe okay folks time to turn this bitch back into a party...

[12bhunting]

Dont worry....the families will clear out when the Mother-in-Law starts the Donkey show in the Bouncey House.


Ugh,

Yep, this is going to be awesome...

[seadog]

I'll be there as long as I'm not in the middle of the ocean. Anything could happen between now and then.

[HarleyBrent]

Me +1, i'll bring plastic ware and a side of Mac or smoked beans (haven't decided)

[Greg Kulbick]

Maybe I can do corn casserole.

[Jmoorewar]

Well if it's just me I won't have shit probably, maybe some Cheetos and such for the kiddies. That's all I'm good at.

[Highlander]

In +1 (Yawannago)

[Tack Driver]

Frickin Libertarians.

You did it wrong.

[YankeeFingergasm]

In +1 (Yawannago)

Just +1? I thought you were bringing me your daughter :poke:

[FLT]

Damn ! :footinmouth::nervous::yikes::scared: :hiding:

[0utlaw]

Just +1? I thought you were bringing me your daughter :poke:
Line...


Crossed........

:headslap:

[The Noose]

Just +1? I thought you were bringing me your daughter :poke:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rG0cP9ofz8

[The Noose]

In +1 (Yawannago)

No wife?

[12bhunting]

What in the hell dude? Shane did you really trade your daughter for fucking scratchers?

[12bhunting]

Line...


Crossed........

:headslap:

Highlander brought it up a while back..... Yank is in between the lines.

[0utlaw]

Highlander brought it up a while back..... Yank is in between the lines.
I don't get it but .............


As you were, carry on.

[Highlander]

Just +1? I thought you were bringing me your daughter :poke:

Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home. Sorry son, you'll have to find someone else but I'll still be your daddy.

[Highlander]

No wife?

Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home.

[Highlander]

What in the hell dude? Shane did you really trade your daughter for fucking scratchers?

I tried...

[Tack Driver]

The odds are astronomical, but we just witnessed it.

Someone who's jokes fall flat at 99.99 percent and posts less than once a day just strung three rep worthy ones together. Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........

[0utlaw]

...Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........

That's what made them so damn funny :goodjob:

[The Noose]

The odds are astronomical, but we just witnessed it.

Someone who's jokes fall flat at 99.99 percent and posts less than once a day just strung three rep worthy ones together. Granted, two of them are virtually the same, but...........

:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

[YankeeFingergasm]

Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home. Sorry son, you'll have to find someone else but I'll still be your daddy.

Well played sir. A tip of the of hat to you.

[The Noose]

Well, I mentioned the prospect to her and she threw up in her mouth and started incessantly unloading and reloading her G19. I figured it'd be best to leave her at home.

Tell her am going to try and convince Mrs. Noose to make a rare appearance (given there will be such an abundance of quality individuals attending).
and you know how hard that can be sometimes.

[jonastio]

In +1 adult and 2 kids that are more than 2 months old.

If necessary, I could probably work something out if folks park somewhere nearby and I can ferry them back and forth between your house and the parking.

[Jmoorewar]

In +1 adult and 2 kids that are more than 2 months old.

If necessary, I could probably work something out if folks park somewhere nearby and I can ferry them back and forth between your house and the parking.
Only if you wear a tux.

[Rumbler]

I'll be there.

But I won't be able to stay long. It is not that I am antisocial (though I am), it is that I just can't stay upright for long. :(

[Bodo]

I'll be there.

But I won't be able to stay long. It is not that I am antisocial (though I am), it is that I just can't stay upright for long. :(

I can bring one of those anti-gravity chairs if that'll help.

[thedishdoc]

I'll be there.

But I won't be able to stay long. It is not that I am antisocial (though I am), it is that I just can't stay upright for long. :(
Hang around long enough and you may find several that have trouble staying upright.

[Johnny]

Yeah,dish doc will be supine 30 minutes after he gets there.

[Rumbler]

I can bring one of those anti-gravity chairs if that'll help.
Thanks, Bodo.

I've got to keep my legs higher than my torso or they fill up with fluid, resulting in being up all night with the most gawdawful cramps you can imagine.

[polebarn]

Thanks, Bodo.

I've got to keep my legs higher than my torso or they fill up with fluid, resulting in being up all night with the most gawdawful cramps you can imagine.

Have you tried drinking tonic water (about 4 ounces) before you go to bed? The quinine might help but has to be flavored(no,not with gin) to counteract any bitterness.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10335049

[Rumbler]

Yes, early on. It didn't help. According to my doctor in order to get enough quinine in me to help with the cramps I'd have a toxicity problem (it would poison me).

It is just amazing what a big role the liver plays in body chemistry . . . :(

[0utlaw]

If I'd have known how important it is I'm sure I'd have been a lot nicer to it in my youth...... :yup:

[YankeeFingergasm]

I've got a roll of limo tint and a lib of the reefer for party.

[Dale Gribble]

I've got a roll of limo tint and a lib of the reefer for party.

WTF?

[crawdaddy34]

This whole event has taken a huge turn today.

1. Master chef Harley Brent has offered to help me with the cooking-- which is a great weight taken off my shoulders

and

2. THe BCC has secured Karaoke for the party. One more time Karaoke.

A major cosmic crashing of people who shouldn't drink meeting with people who shouldn't sing. This will be the best party ever.

I have a machine too.

Duets???

[Tack Driver]

I've got a roll of limo tint and a lib of the reefer for party.


WTF?

The Hank Strange thread. Fuck bro, pay attention.


I have a machine too.


You would.

http://media.giphy.com/media/mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS/giphy.gif

[Dale Gribble]

The Hank Strange thread. Fuck bro, pay attention.

Still don't know what a lib of reefer is. Enough to get a librarian, liberal, libertarian, high?

[crawdaddy34]

The Hank Strange thread. Fuck bro, pay attention.



You would.

http://media.giphy.com/media/mmRmDX9Y3Q7NS/giphy.gif

Your damn right.

Why don't you?

A dozen drunks on the deck thinking they are the next American Idol is fuckin hilarious.

[FLT]

Well damn.

[Tack Driver]

Your damn right.

Why don't you?

Because I'm the type of person that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

[Dale Gribble]

Because I'm the type of person that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

And Tack knows what a lib of reefer is.


Fucking pot head.

[YankeeFingergasm]

LIB LB POUND

[thedishdoc]

Damn autocorrect, you try to enter pound of weed and it substitutes lib.eral.

[bumblebee]

I will be in Colorado Springs on 6/6. Abby is defending her Junior National Championship 6/6 thru 6/13. If any of y'all want to help, go to abbys bunker on facebook and click on the go fund me link!