Steak and Eggs Thursdays at Woodchuck's Cafe

[JMW4570]

pretty sparse today. Where the true believers?

[jonastio]

I'm almost done with my grits.

[JMW4570]

I'm almost done with my grits.

Easy fella... You gonna get cramps for eating so fast.

[SATAN]

Easy fella... You gonna get cramps for eating all that shit mixed together.

fixt.

[BlueBronco]

Tomorrow is Thursday . . . and its raining . . .

[Dale Gribble]

In.

[JMW4570]

I've got a full tank of gas, it's night, and I'm wearing sun glasses... Pretty sure I'm in.

[0utlaw]

I'm in, I need to catch up with Lonestien tomorrow too.

[SATAN]

I'm a firm maybe.

[Greg Kulbick]

I might be able to make last week's.

[BlueBronco]

I might be able to make last week's.

You must have replaced the flux capacitor in the DeLorean.

[jonastio]

Out. They scheduled a meeting during my S&E time and I'm not happy about it.

[BlueBronco]

Out. They scheduled a meeting during my S&E time and I'm not happy about it.

Hoooooooleeeeeee crap, lunch without Jonas and half gallon of Tx Pete!

[Cattle/Horses]

He's got your money. We counted it out yesterday.

7003

[0utlaw]

Ain't nobody ever lost a dime with my name on it :nope:

Take a breath and relax

[Dale Gribble]

DILDO!

[0utlaw]

LOUDER DALE THEY DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU AT THE VETS OFFICE.....

[Dale Gribble]

LOUDER DALE THEY DIDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU AT THE VETS OFFICE.....


​DILDO!

[BlueBronco]

The entire fire Dept and the Chief heard it . . .

[Dale Gribble]

The entire fire Dept and the Chief heard it . . .

Like I could give a shit what those over paid under educated fucks think.

[BlueBronco]

Anyone going over to screw with the Fire Dept at lunch?

[Tack Driver]

Anyone going over to screw with the Fire Dept at lunch?
In.

Not to fuck firemen as you propose. I'm just going to eat steak and eggs.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk

[jonastio]

In.

Firemen?

[BlueBronco]

I'll roll in about 11:45

[BlueBronco]

In.

Firemen?

They fire dept and Chief were there last week and Dale threatened to open carry a dildo.

[Dale Gribble]

Out. Home with sick kid.

[Tack Driver]

In.

Woodchuck's does not have gender neutral bathrooms BTW. :goodjob:

[jonastio]

In.

Their bathrooms don't really matter. They're single occupant rooms.

[Dale Gribble]

Their bathrooms don't really matter. They're single occupant rooms.

I'm sure you can take a friend in if you really want to furry boy.

[0utlaw]

Out EOM

[jonastio]

I'm sure you can take a friend in if you really want to furry boy.
Kinda like your mom's house.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[BlueBronco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sSofokAIiw

[0utlaw]

:mope: Out

[jonastio]

Out. Ill. :(

[Dale Gribble]

Low turn out day.









But still great.

[BlueBronco]

I left the house without my wallet this morning so when I was nearly there, I figured out I had $5 on me.

[0utlaw]

In.... I hope....maybe......what a week....

[BlueBronco]

on the way . . .

[Tack Driver]

I should be in. I've got some customers on the way to me. We'll see how that goes.

[0utlaw]

I should be in. I've got some customers on the way to me. We'll see how that goes.
Bring'em to lunch...They'll LOVE us :yup:

[Tack Driver]

"Sir...ma'am, if you buy now, I'll turn you loose."

[0utlaw]

just tryin' to help a brother out :rolleyes:

[jonastio]

Already here. Ordered too, so we might all be done with lunch at the same time.

Sent from my SM-P900 using Tapatalk

[0utlaw]

Out..........Lawyers:mad:

[Cattle/Horses]

Out..........Lawyers:mad:

OBVIOUSLY, This is about the lawsuit!

[0utlaw]

I did a friggin intro too..... :dunno:

[jonastio]

In.

[Tack Driver]

In.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk

[Cattle/Horses]

Dale, are you making it?

[Dale Gribble]

Dale, are you making it?

Unlikely, but possible.

[Tack Driver]

Just speak up. We'll be able to hear you wherever you are.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk

[Tack Driver]

out

Is this about the haircut?

[Greg Kulbick]

It's there a lawsuit about the haircut? If there is, its probably for discrimination. Against lesbians.

[0utlaw]

Lonestien the Jewish lesbian :chinscratch:...........damn I hate missing a FSC

[12bhunting]

Is this about the haircut?

I thought I seen him walking into the Salty Dog around lunchtime....

[Greg Kulbick]

Leaving in about an hour, might not be able to make it.

[Tack Driver]

Leaving in about an hour, might not be able to make it.

Stop by. We'll be here. Jonas just ordered an extra order of toast.

[BlueBronco]

Holy flip, its Turdsday . . .

[Tack Driver]

In.

[JMW4570]

78.532%

[Cattle/Horses]

Out, got to get a haircut today.

[jonastio]

In

[0utlaw]

Out, got to get a haircut today.
Hey when you get done with your hair cut i might need some help getting a donkey to Smith Creek.

[BlueBronco]

Out, got to get a haircut today.

Come on by, we can arrange for a haircut.

[Cattle/Horses]

Hey when you get done with your hair cut i might need some help getting a donkey to Smith Creek.

Check with Tack, he is/was in the ass delivery business.

[0utlaw]

Yeah it wouldn't be the first piece of ass in the back seat of the TTC..........

[0utlaw]

Although it may be the first to leave road apples

[Tack Driver]

Although it may be the first to leave road apples
Nope. Don't ask.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's phone via Tapatwat

[Cattle/Horses]

. Don't ask.


Don't tease, spill the beans.

[0utlaw]

Y'all really gonna make this poor baby jenny walk from Crawfordville to Smith Creek?

[JMW4570]

Y'all really gonna make this poor baby jenny walk from Crawfordville to Smith Creek?

Why don't you weld up a trailer for it and go pick it up!

[0utlaw]

It's actually on the to do list, we just ain't to that part of the list yet.

[jonastio]

Out. My house sounds like a TB ward and you guys don't need to be exposed to that.

[JMW4570]

Out. My house sounds like a TB ward and you guys don't need to be exposed to that.

Thank You!

[JMW4570]

Depends what time my meeting gets over... 48.375% today.

[0utlaw]

I may take a long lunch to make up for coming in late, not sure yet......

[0utlaw]

If it means I'm a sorry excuse for a manager with a terminal case of the black ass then it means what I think it means :yup:

[Josh]

Anyone for sure? I would hate to make the drive and eat alone.

[0utlaw]

I'm here

[Josh]

Well it will take me 20 to get there.

[0utlaw]

Well I'll probably still be here

[JMW4570]

I'm out. Just finished the meeting.

[0utlaw]

New yoga pants waitress today... I'll have her ruint before y'all ever see her :flamer:

[Josh]

I am in route if anyone still wants to meet up late

[0utlaw]

Mention yoga pants and BAM got a taker

[0utlaw]

Someone needs to show up so this waitress doesn't think I'm some psycho waiting for my invisible friends to arrive

[Tack Driver]

Someone needs to show up so this waitress doesn't think I'm some psycho waiting for my invisible friends to arrive

Wait until your psycho friends show up.

[Josh]

Still about 7/8 minutes out

[0utlaw]

Just sent my burger back should be perfect timing

[Greg Kulbick]

I'm not making any promises.

[SATAN]

Out, looks like I'm not off on Thursdays any more.

[Tack Driver]

Out, looks like I'm not off on Thursdays any more.

Boo.

[SATAN]

Boo.

The big upside though is being off every weekend!

[jonastio]

The big upside though is being off every weekend!

You're "off" every day.

[0utlaw]

Jonas Yinyout? I'm not gonna make lunch but I need to drop you off sumtin.

[Tack Driver]

In.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[Tack Driver]

Jonas Yinyout? I'm not gonna make lunch but I need to drop you off sumtin.
Some redone up gigabytes from Atlanta?

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[Jafar]

Some redone up gigabytes from Atlanta?

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

My dad calls them jigabytes, and believes that it's the actual pronunciation. I have yet to correct him.

[0utlaw]

If they're from Atlanta they ARE jigabytes

[jonastio]

In. I might be a little late as I think I might have a meeting at 11. Will try to dip out of it early.

[Dale Gribble]

Out for the next 4 weeks.

[0utlaw]

In for the next 4 weeks :flamer:

[0utlaw]

J/K I'm out tomorrow.

[Cattle/Horses]

If they're from Atlanta they ARE jigabytes

boo!

[JMW4570]

0.00786% tomorrow

[Tack Driver]

0.00786% tomorrow
Ooooo. That's low.

I'm in.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[BlueBronco]

In

[Danman]

In. Actually free today!

[jonastio]

Will see you guys there.

[Countryboy27012]

In!

How will i know how you guys are?

[0utlaw]

You'll know :headslap: :nope:

[Tack Driver]

In!

How will i know how you guys are?

We'll be the 6 guys all facing the door.

[jonastio]

Gonna be a few minutes late.

[jonastio]

In!

How will i know how you guys are?


There will be a variety of gentlemen of all ages that aren't wearing the same work shirts.

[0utlaw]

Gentlemen?..........Well I guess Dale is out so y'all could fake it for a while.

[Greg Kulbick]

Gonna be a few minutes late.
So should I tell everyone downstairs you'll be gone until 4, instead of your normal 3:00?

[Danman]

So should I tell everyone downstairs you'll be gone until 4, instead of your normal 3:00?

Make it 4:30; he'll need that time to apply another butter packet to his raisin bread.

[BlueBronco]

Hey Jonas, when are you gonna get here? Is it o.k. if we go ahead and order?

[jonastio]

Keep waiting. I'll be right out.

[Countryboy27012]

For tomorrow?

[JMW4570]

0.2387925%

[jonastio]

In.

[HarleyBrent]

100% maybe

[0utlaw]

Me too

[Countryboy27012]

Gonna try my best to be there.... 78.9%

[Countryboy27012]

Maybe not..... 10%

[Tack Driver]

This will very likely be my last week, at least for a while, meeting at Woodchucks. I have taken a position back on the other side of town.

Be there or be square.

[0utlaw]

Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

[Tack Driver]

Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

I put it in English so as to make it easy for everybody. :dunno:

Just be there.

[0utlaw]

You know the Johnny 5 part of me needs more data.......

[Jafar]

You know the Johnny 5 part of me needs more data.......

If you quote "your momma was a snowblower" you know you're on the list, right?

[0utlaw]

I was scared to even use the NEED INPUT line around here........

[0utlaw]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj-qBUWOYfE

[Tack Driver]

Crawdaddy's momma.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[0utlaw]

Sure you're up to that job?

[Tack Driver]

Sure you're up to that job?
Yes. I've bought a jackhammer and everything.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[0utlaw]

:headslap:

[jonastio]

Well, congrats.

[Tack Driver]

Well, congrats.
You've obviously never seen his momma'.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[jonastio]

Hey, I'm just surprised you're able to make a living off of it.

[Tack Driver]

I'm buying in bulk and selling by the pound, so...

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[FLT]

It's just as well, talking to a car salesman that actually knows any thing about the cars they're selling is a bit unnerving anyway.

[Tack Driver]

I wonder, now that tack is leaving the bmw dealership, if ford or nissan will be the best thing on the road and germans can't engineer worth a damn.

Nope

[Cattle/Horses]

When will you have the new business cards?

[Tack Driver]

When will you have the new business cards?
Are you kidding me? That's part of why I had to take the new gig.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[BlueBronco]

In . . .

[jonastio]

Y'all can bask in the glory of my freshly shorn head (the one on my shoulders, you perverts).

[Tack Driver]

Y'all can bask in the glory of my freshly shorn head (the one on my shoulders, you perverts).

:chinscratch:

[Tack Driver]

Be there or be square.

The ultimatum stands.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[0utlaw]

OMW

[Greg Kulbick]

Is there still time to make last week's?

[Tack Driver]

Is there still time to make last week's?
Yes.

Sent from Crawdaddy's momma's house via Tapatwat

[Cattle/Horses]

Damn, was across the river and forgot about time difference. Maybe next week.

[Tack Driver]

Damn, was across the river and forgot about time difference. Maybe next week.

Damn.

[jonastio]

In.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[Danman]

In.

[0utlaw]

Damn y'all can plan shit 2 days in advance?

[FLT]

Yep . And they plan a piece of ass 6 months out , but that's not difficult when you only get laid twice a year.

[Danman]

Damn y'all can plan shit 2 days in advance?

If it's on my Outlook calendar, it's happening.

[0utlaw]

Must be nice, my days are much more........​fluid

[BlueBronco]

Must be nice, my days are much more........​fluid

Just tell your boss you quit . . .

[Tack Driver]

Just tell your boss you quit . . .

He's done that at least once.

[jonastio]

For an hour and a half.

[0utlaw]

Just tell your boss you quit . . .


He's done that at least once.


For an hour and a half.
Twice actually, I quit again last Thursday.........:nope:

[0utlaw]

Must be nice, my days are much more........​fluid
Today's fluid was LIGHTER fluid :flamer:

[e.money83]

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder... And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!.

[allblack229]

Who's going to be there tomorrow? I have tried to make it before to put faces with screen names to no avail, but I'm pretty sure tomorrow's the day. I've got to learn the secret handshake so you guys know who I am.

[jonastio]

In.

[Countryboy27012]

In

[BlueBronco]

in

[0utlaw]

In

[Danman]

Out. Because I'm on the other side of the country.

[allblack229]

Headed that way.

[Cattle/Horses]

I just got freed up. Jonas will you still be there if I head that way?

[jonastio]

Hahahaha

Always a pleasure, folks.

[0utlaw]

I look forward to Thursday lunch with my imaginary friends.

[Greg Kulbick]

Don't wait on me, I'm not sure I can get out there.

[Danman]

Don't wait on me, I'm not sure I can get out there.

Don't worry, Jonas is selectively buttering his raisin bread with his forty-third jam packet.

[jonastio]

Out or super late. Someone boned up a production database at work.

[Dale Gribble]

Out or super late. Someone boned up a production database at work.

Condolences.

One of our DB guys dropped a table 'accidentally' creating a shit storm of work a few weeks ago. Too bad I'm not a cop so I could 'accidentally' shoot him.

[0utlaw]

:nope: Short timing, don't want to leave the new guy as fucked over as I was to start.

[madmitchell]

No imaginary friends showed up....but the burger wasn't bad.

[0utlaw]

:goodjob:

[jonastio]

I asked my boss if I could work from home and sulk because I missed steak and eggs today.

He said yes.

[0utlaw]

BRB I'm gonna try that.....

[0utlaw]

:mope:

[JMW4570]

anyone going today?

[0utlaw]

:nope: EoM

[jonastio]

I'm here.

Sent from my SM-P900 using Tapatalk

[0utlaw]

All of your imaginary friends will be there to keep you company.

[jonastio]

It's okay. My wife and kids and a coworker came along and kept me company.

[SATAN]

I miss my every other thursday lunch.

[Taltoz]

I made today. Hopefully I can make next week also.

[jonastio]

Out.

[Danman]

Only three of us today. Puh.

[0utlaw]

I was planning on coming, since I have a lot of leisure time, but the tractor just turned me loose... damn driveway is a lot longer than I remembered from the last time I boxed it.

[Dale Gribble]

Great times. Good people. Except our waitress, she sucked.

[0utlaw]

But was she wearing yoga pants?

[Dale Gribble]

But was she wearing yoga pants?

No.

[0utlaw]

That bitch.....

[Taltoz]

I had hoped to make it but work did not cooperate. Hopefully next week.

[Countryboy27012]

But was she wearing yoga pants?

That's not always a good thing.....

[0utlaw]

With the Woodchuck girls, I'm playin the odds

[jonastio]

No more staycations for me. Too expensive.

Worked on car (replaced rotors and brakes) and the act of lifting the car was the last straw for my driver side shocks.

[12bhunting]

No more staycations for me. Too expensive.

Worked on car (replaced rotors and brakes) and the act of lifting the car was the last straw for my driver side shocks.

You know about ordering online at advanced auto then using promo codes to save 30_40% off parts? It makes repairs not so bad...

[jonastio]

It just added onto something we are kinda waiting to fail (clutch plate) and it suddenly became that we'd be spending more on the repair than the value of the car.

[FLT]

I know a guy that will hook you up with a high end European ca------- uh uh never mind .

[0utlaw]

Anyone in today?

[jonastio]

In. I'll likely be bringing along TalToz.

[0utlaw]

I'm 84.67% In

[JMW4570]

I think I'm going to Will Dance's Meatloaf Thursday at Millers Ale House on the parkway. He had Charlie Strickland on the radio this morning. Good interview.

[0utlaw]

Traitor

[JMW4570]

Traitor

Chicken farmer.

[0utlaw]

And?

[JMW4570]

And?

"And"... I make a motion to reconsider woodchucks as the weekly meeting spot. Maybe something more centrally located.

[BlueBronco]

And?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX39enZkBKE

[crawdaddy34]

"And"... I make a motion to reconsider woodchucks as the weekly meeting spot. Maybe something more centrally located.

Second.

[Greg Kulbick]

Since you like places with limited seating and even more limited parking, you could switch to Dog Et Al.

[Cattle/Horses]

"And"... I make a motion to reconsider woodchucks as the weekly meeting spot. Maybe something more centrally located.


Woodchucks IS centrally located with me coming from Quincy.

[jonastio]

"And"... I make a motion to reconsider woodchucks as the weekly meeting spot. Maybe something more centrally located.

Y'all will have to pick a different day, because I'll kneecap the sonofabitch that fucks with my steak and eggs Thursdays.

[Dale Gribble]

Y'all will have to pick a different day, because I'll kneecap the sonofabitch that fucks with my steak and eggs Thursdays.

That is what you short guys do.

How about a rotation, keeping Woodchucks to every other week?

[crawdaddy34]

Y'all will have to pick a different day, because I'll kneecap the sonofabitch that fucks with my steak and eggs Thursdays/Fridays.

FTFY

[jonastio]

In.

[BlueBronco]

I may as well. I need to fill up a couple of Jerry cans and that is good a place as any.

[jonastio]

Hey Greg, since you'll be off from work, you should come out and have lunch.

[0utlaw]

Out I'll be working for probably the next 36 hours.

[Cattle/Horses]

I'll try. We're in a holding pattern waiting for the effects if any of the weather.

[Greg Kulbick]

They still haven't actually told us we can leave at noon.

[jonastio]

Pshaw. Formalities.

[jonastio]

Well, there went the official e-mail.

[BlueBronco]

Anyone in?

[jonastio]

Yup.

Sent from my SM-P900 using Tapatalk

[0utlaw]

Out

[HarleyBrent]

i'm out

[jonastio]

Anyone in?

Apparently, not you.

[Dale Gribble]

I'm on my way.





Ok, that's a lie. I picked up a bolt in a tire on the way home from a EOC shift and had to get the tire replaced at lunch. I'd rather have spent $12 on lunch than $240 on a tire.

[e.money83]

That's a hell of a tire... Or maybe I'm just a cheapo.

[Dale Gribble]

That's a hell of a tire... Or maybe I'm just a cheapo.

1 ton van tire.

[FLT]

They are proud of tires in general. Price a set of F1 eagles and you'll understand why folks leave the traction control turned on.

[Bodo]

They are proud of tires in general. Price a set of F1 eagles and you'll understand why folks leave the traction control turned on.

Bah. If you have to ask how much tires are, you can't afford the car. By a Hyundai.

[Cattle/Horses]

Practically everything is overpriced or poor quality these days.

[BlueBronco]

Apparently, not you.

I got ambushed by some fine outstanding administrators for work they didn't do.

[Dale Gribble]

Practically everything is overpriced or poor quality these days.

Bridgestone V-Steel Rib R265 tires are worth the cost. I'm shocked they aren't more.

[e.money83]

I can damned near tire the entire corolla for that price, but I can also understand the reason for a tire that bears a much heavier load to cost more. Lil ol toyota don't eat much for tires.

[12bhunting]

A good 16" tire cost $200 a piece minimum. I bought a cheaper set last time around. My braking distance almost doubled and I could feel my load when going around turns. I replaced them last month with good tires and they still had plenty of tread left. Back to stopping quickly and no more cornering issues. It's just not worth it to run cheap tires.

[HarleyBrent]

A good 16" tire cost $200 a piece minimum. I bought a cheaper set last time around. My braking distance almost doubled and I could feel my load when going around turns. I replaced them last month with good tires and they still had plenty of tread left. Back to stopping quickly and no more cornering issues. It's just not worth it to run cheap tires.
If you haul loads or haul ass you need good tires... good tires aint cheap and cheap tires aint good. If you love your family...

[jonastio]

Late today. Will be around 12:15.

Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

[jonastio]

Gotta get the motor for the convertible top fixed, so we are down to one vehicle and we gotta pick up Lili at noon.

[Cattle/Horses]

9100

[Dale Gribble]

in

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk