The Next Great Event

[crawdaddy34]

We're havin a party!

You guys all know how this works. It's gonna be as awesome as ya'll make it. I'm happy to coordinate shit, but I suck at it.

So....

We need ideas for the following:

Date -

Time -

Location -

Food -

We are gonna have BR handle decorations and Tack is supplying "entertainment". Jonas is in charge of doing nothing, so we know that part is in good hands.

Put your suggestions in here, I'll throw them all in a bag and randomly draw shit out till it comes together.

Keep the thread somewhat clean and on point PLEASE. It makes my life easier, and I know you all want that for me right?

[Tack Driver]

Glock > 1911

[Frady]

Glock > 1911

17 9mm > 7 .45

[mattb]

Double IPA > bud light.

[crawdaddy34]

:mope:

[Tack Driver]

A Saturday night, avoiding December all together.

[Rumbler]

I've got some blu-ray discs I know you guys would want to/need to, watch.


. . just throwing that out there . . . .

[0utlaw]

Glock
Double IPA
Saturday
All Good

[mattb]

Glock
Double IPA
Saturday
All Good

Cluster like that shit:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e147/matt0326/5F6CDB3E-4EFC-42CD-9234-941BD62F5ED3.jpg

[bumblebee]

Does "Tack is supplying entertainment," mean his Momma is coming? :cool:

[crawdaddy34]

Does "Tack is supplying entertainment," mean his Momma is coming? :cool:

Actually, I'm pretty sure he was talkin about yours.

But I'm sure it will be a ton of fun either way.

:yup:

[Cattle/Horses]

Actually, I'm pretty sure he was talkin about yours.

But I'm sure it will be a ton of fun either way.

:yup:

LMFAO

[bumblebee]

That would be tough...we cremated her a year ago. But, go ahead, knock one out yourself!

[polebarn]

That would be tough...we cremated her a year ago. But, go ahead, knock one out yourself!

Thus showing the classless nature of momma,wife or kid insult references which some here view as funny.

[Tack Driver]

Thus showing the classless nature of momma,wife or kid insult references which some here view as funny.

You don't know what you're talking about. Your slanderous bullshit is more insulting that we are being with the momma jokes. The FACTS are that these gentlemen have entered into an agreement with each other about what is except-able ribbing and what is not. They have categorically refrained from wife and kid jokes.

Who calls a group of friends having fun classless citing false accusations as proof? How classy is that?

[polebarn]

You don't know what you're talking about. Your slanderous bullshit is more insulting that we are being with the momma jokes. The FACTS are that these gentlemen have entered into an agreement with each other about what is except-able ribbing and what is not. They have categorically refrained from wife and kid jokes.

Who calls a group of friends having fun classless citing false accusations as proof? How classy is that?

Carry on.

[crawdaddy34]

Bee, did I offend or upset you with my comment?

[bumblebee]

Bee, did I offend or upset you with my comment?

No sir, you did not

[crawdaddy34]

No sir, you did not

I knew that, just wanted it on record.


Thus showing the classless nature of momma,wife or kid insult references which some here view as funny.

That's cute. Passive aggressive bullshit; but cute.

You can refer to my sig line.

Have a wonderful evening.

[Rumbler]

You don't know what you're talking about. Your slanderous bullshit is more insulting that we are being with the momma jokes. The FACTS are that these gentlemen have entered into an agreement with each other about what is except-able ribbing and what is not. They have categorically refrained from wife and kid jokes.

Who calls a group of friends having fun classless citing false accusations as proof? How classy is that?

Oh damn. Does this mean I need to take my "like" back? :roflmao:

Tack some folks, myself included, have so little interest in the concept of momma/wife jokes we have never read the "agreement" you mention. Hell, I don't even know where it is.

Just throwing that out there as an honest alternate perspective.

My perspective is that you guys are welcome to make whatever jokes/agreements you want to. But I don't think it should come as any surprise, or point of irritation if that fits better, that some folks just don't see that kind of stuff the same way you guys do.

. . . . that's all. :o

[Triad]

^ +1

[crawdaddy34]

Oh damn. Does this mean I need to take my "like" back? :roflmao:

Tack some folks, myself included, have so little interest in the concept of momma/wife jokes we have never read the "agreement" you mention. Hell, I don't even know where it is.

Just throwing that out there as an honest alternate perspective.

My perspective is that you guys are welcome to make whatever jokes/agreements you want to. But I don't think it should come as any surprise, or point of irritation if that fits better, that some folks just don't see that kind of stuff the same way you guys do.

. . . . that's all. :o

I know that was directed at Tack, but I'll throw my .02 in anyway.

No, you don't need to take your like back. You, just like polebarn, are welcome to your opinion on the matter.

However, it should also be noted that those that don't know/don't agree with/don't participate with this "agreement" have never had a cross word said about their mothers.

Also, the "wife" and "kid" thing was just complete bullshit. There has been (to the best of my knowledge) ONE instance of someone talking bad about someone else's kids, and two instances of a wife being mentioned. Both times the FIRST people to jump all over the offending persons ass were those same "classless" people that pole was talking about. The first and the loudest.

Just throwing that out there as verifiable fact.

My perspective is that we are welcome to make whatever jokes/agreements we want to. What comes as a surprise to me is that pole felt like it was his place to pass judgement on people for something that had absolutely nothing to do with him, and was not in any way an issue for any of the participants.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a poor ole', classless, redneck.

[0utlaw]

I know that was directed at Tack, but I'll throw my .02 in anyway.

No, you don't need to take your like back. You, just like polebarn, are welcome to your opinion on the matter.

However, it should also be noted that those that don't know/don't agree with/don't participate with this "agreement" have never had a cross word said about their mothers.

Also, the "wife" and "kid" thing was just complete bullshit. There has been (to the best of my knowledge) ONE instance of someone talking bad about someone else's kids, and two instances of a wife being mentioned. Both times the FIRST people to jump all over the offending persons ass were those same "classless" people that pole was talking about. The first and the loudest.

Just throwing that out there as verifiable fact.

My perspective is that we are welcome to make whatever jokes/agreements we want to. What comes as a surprise to me is that pole felt like it was his place to pass judgement on people for something that had absolutely nothing to do with him, and was not in any way an issue for any of the participants.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a poor ole', classless, redneck.

If Jonas would ever tell me who that is.......... I STILL want to stomp a mudhole in that little bastard.

[crawdaddy34]

If Jonas would ever tell me who that is.......... I STILL want to stomp a mudhole in that little bastard.

In.

[polebarn]

It is juvenile at best.Something I would expect from junior high kids,northerners,or crab leg stealers.But you guys seem to revel in it so as I said: carry on.

[bumblebee]

It is the internet, you can get anything from holy water to a golden shower. The whole thing is basically crass commercialism. Grow thicker skin or buy asbestos under armor. Lighten up. I have seen worse things said by, and to ,Rudy than "Yo Momma" jokes on here.

[polebarn]

I understand that BB and I did not say it was a societal game stopper.I just think it's childish.Like when kids first learn to curse and do it at every opportunity because they can.

[crawdaddy34]

It is juvenile at best.Something I would expect from junior high kids,northerners,or crab leg stealers.But you guys seem to revel in it so as I said: carry on.

LOL.

Self-righteous much?

Here, let me help you out. Go ahead and add every one of these classless, juvenile assholes to your ignore list. Then you won't have to see any more of this ridiculousness.

Dale
Tack
Chattyfish
Jonastio
Jafar
Rudy
Bodo - added
Yankee Fingergasm - added
jmooreware -added
TargetShitter - added
The Noose - added
BR549 - added
Highlander - added
Ike -added
Surfer5 - added
Bumblebee - added
MikeC2003 - added
maddawg918 - added

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/showthread.php?3405-The-Yo-Momma-List&p=41174&viewfull=1#post41174

[polebarn]

I don't believe in ignore lists.They throw out the wheat with the chaff.

[FLT]

I ignore almost everyone. :yup::mischievous::yup:

[jonastio]

No, it's marked. The back seat is covered in stains.

[YankeeFingergasm]

Also, the "wife" and "kid" thing was just complete bullshit. There has been (to the best of my knowledge) ONE instance of someone talking bad about someone else's kids, and two instances of a wife being mentioned. Both times the FIRST people to jump all over the offending persons ass were those same "classless" people that pole was talking about. The first and the loudest.

Just throwing that out there as verifiable fact.




Agreed....wives and kids are off limits in ALL situations. I made the mistake of talking about a wife some time ago.....like 15-16 years ago....I don't plan on doing that again. I know the mamma jokes are childish but who doesn't want to be a kid again?

[jonastio]

I always figgered there was a difference between yermom and Your Mother.

Yermom is a dirty ho that will wang out for a fix.

Your mother is a saint and anyone that says otherwise is out for an ass whoopin'.

[YankeeFingergasm]

Now to get back ON TOPIC......I vote late November or early December because there will be a Saturday in January that I'll have to work 3pm to midnight or later and knowing my luck it'll fall on that one. I also vote for Zolla. I don't want a get together where Ike or any of us do all the cooking. I'd like us to be able relax and truly enjoy the moment. I know Ike, you had fun cooking and prepping all the food before but that was a huge undertaking in my opinion.

[0utlaw]

What the hell cake boy... we only took you in cause you could cook :flamer:

[0utlaw]

I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in

[Bodo]

I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in

liar

[seadog]

I don't mind cooking as long as there are people standing around telling jokes.

[Highlander]

Yeah! To every one on this list, you're momma is a ho! *snicker*


LOL.

Self-righteous much?

Here, let me help you out. Go ahead and add every one of these classless, juvenile assholes to your ignore list. Then you won't have to see any more of this ridiculousness.

Dale
Tack
Chattyfish
Jonastio
Jafar
Rudy
Bodo - added
Yankee Fingergasm - added
jmooreware -added
TargetShitter - added
The Noose - added
BR549 - added
Highlander - added
Ike -added
Surfer5 - added
Bumblebee - added
MikeC2003 - added
maddawg918 - added

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/showthread.php?3405-The-Yo-Momma-List&p=41174&viewfull=1#post41174

[Tack Driver]

Yeah! To every one on this list, you're momma is a ho! *snicker*

Terrible.

[Highlander]

Terrible.

You're mamma's terrible.

C'mon man. You no I'm not good at this. I just want to be one of the cool kids.

[Cattle/Horses]

I don't mind cooking as long as there are people standing around telling jokes.

Told you all my buddy had a sense of humor, it just a little dry!

[Tack Driver]

You're mamma's terrible.

C'mon man. You no I'm not good at this. I just want to be one of the cool kids.

Jeez.

I think I can convince the other guys to let you out if you want. I mean, it's just not any fun talking about your momma' when you can't fight back.

I mean, I know she can take a pounding, but you're not cut out for the hard life.

[crawdaddy34]

Yeah! To every one on this list, you're momma is a ho! *snicker*


I rep'd it.

Tack was right, it was terrible. But at least you tried.

C- for effort.

[Jmoorewar]

I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in
That's what I say at tacks moms house.

[Tack Driver]

I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in, ​I'm not in, Im not in


That's what I say at tacks moms house.

You only have to tell her because no woman can tell the difference.

[YankeeFingergasm]

That's what I say at tacks moms house.

Are you sure you don't phrase that as a question. I'm not in? Mom says your dicks so small we can't call your boyfriend a pickle smoocher, he can only blow it kisses.

[seadog]

Well does anyone have any ideas in regards to where and when the next great event is to take place?

[HarleyBrent]

I also vote for Zolla, get the money up front, so... we need a date. can we get it narrowed down to a few dates and set up a poll to see which one wins ?

[crawdaddy34]

I left out this weekend and the first two in Dec because I don't think there is enough time to get it together that fast.

That leaves one weekend in Dec, and all of Jan. I didn't go out past that since this is a "holiday" party.

Pick your day gents.


I know not this Zola you speak of, so someone else will have to organize that if its what we want to do.

[crawdaddy34]

Seadog - we are still waiting on a volunteer to host. I think C/H said his place was open... But I don't remember seeing a concrete, "It's at my place" so no official location yet.

[Tack Driver]

LOL at the calibers in the poll. Rep'd.

[0utlaw]

I fat fingered the poll I meant to hit 12/20 (Sat) not 12/21(Sun) but I'm open to whatever day we end up with as always, I'm a definite maybe, but either way I'll make sure my cookies, fruit salad or cash make it there.

[crawdaddy34]

I fat fingered the poll I meant to hit 12/20 (Sat) not 12/21(Sun) but I'm open to whatever day we end up with as always, I'm a definite maybe, but either way I'll make sure my cookies, fruit salad or cash make it there.

Gotcha covered homeboy.

[crawdaddy34]

24 hour notice.

If you haven't voted now is the time.

[crawdaddy34]

Ok, its official.

The Second Annual CCGF Christmas Gathering will be on the 20th day of December in the year of our Lord 2014.

1600 (gives those that wish to shoot time)- 2100 (or whenever JD has enough of our shit)

I suggest we do this pot-luck style. There are multiple grils, a microwave, and (I think) a propane cooker or two out there.

Dale, you wanna start one of those cool sign-up sheet web page thingies for people to list what they are bringing?

So who's in?

[JMW4570]

In

[thedishdoc]

In

[jonastio]

In. I'm not bringing beer this time. Last time I did, it ended up sitting in the fridge out there for months.

[Rumbler]

I'm pretty sure I will be there. :roflmao:

And yes, we have a couple of those propane cookers.

[Cattle/Horses]

In. Baked coon with sweet potatoes.

[crawdaddy34]

In. Baked coon with sweet potatoes.

I didn't think any of the Ferguson buildings were occupied when the fire bombings started...















:racist:

[BlueBronco]

In. I'm not bringing beer this time. Last time I did, it ended up sitting in the fridge out there for months.

How is this possible?

[crawdaddy34]

How is this possible?

It's a shooting range???

:dunno:

[crawdaddy34]

So, uhhh...

Dale?


Dale, you wanna start one of those cool sign-up sheet web page thingies for people to list what they are bringing?

[Tack Driver]

In. I'm not bringing beer this time. Last time I did, it ended up sitting in the fridge out there for months.
Lies.

[Dale Gribble]

So, uhhh...

Dale?

So uhh.. It takes you three weeks to get this far and you expect less than 1 day turn around.


Working on it.

[Dale Gribble]

Ok, here it is.

http://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e0e4cada92aab9-thesecond

On the first page check the box that says Sign Up and then click Submit and Signup.
On the second page in the QTY field put in how many PEOPLE you are bringing, then in the I am Bringing field put in what you are bringing.

[YankeeFingergasm]

Done

[Tack Driver]

"People bringing" includes or excludes myself?

[Mikec2003]

"People bringing" includes or excludes myself?

You count as half

[Tack Driver]

You count as half


1. LOL

2. Fuck you

3. Rep'd.

[Dale Gribble]

"People bringing" includes or excludes myself?

Includes yourself. So if you aren't bringing any psycho bitches, it would be a qty of 1.

If you are bringing a psycho bitch, the answer would depend on how many personalities she has that day.

[JMW4570]

Signed up on Dale's list. I'm bringing Spicy BBQ Meatballs and Southwest Mac-N-Cheese. .

[Rumbler]

In. :cool:

[seadog]

That's cool, I'll kill two birds with one stone.

I'm in.

Haven't figured out what to bring but it won't disappoint anyone.

[HarleyBrent]

In. Butts

[Greg Kulbick]

Maybe.

[marcus6176]

I manage to get it off this time around. I will be there.

[SATAN]

Fuck, just found out we're having the family Christmas get together on the 20th. Damn wife not keeping my calendar updated before I voted on a CCGF poll.

[Rumbler]

Satan, just call in sick. ;)

[fsustang03]

Hey guys so I just got a ole floppy eared doe in from the professor and I kept a ham the back strap and the rest made into hamburger meat. So how much deer burgers show I bring?

[Tack Driver]

Hey guys so I just got a ole floppy eared doe in from the professor and I kept a ham the back strap and the rest made into hamburger meat. So how much deer burgers show I bring?

All of them, dummy!

[fsustang03]

Listen here little guy, if I wanted any of your shit I would look down. Until then keep quiet little guy

[fsustang03]

All of them, dummy!
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/05/0d69b4274f607f38369d2c7bde4f0606.jpg

[Tack Driver]

Listen here little guy, if I wanted any of your shit I would look down. Until then keep quiet little guy


http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/05/0d69b4274f607f38369d2c7bde4f0606.jpg

As I sit here in my vest and coat (yeah, really, it's funny), I'm trying decide on whether to bring my step ladder to this event, and have a couple conversations with folks about these short jokes.

Just how big a' boy are you anyways?

[fsustang03]

I'm a short one at 6'4 250

[Tack Driver]

I'm a short one at 6'4 250

Bad knee?

[fsustang03]

Its actually healing quite well. Only got 4 more months of rehab

[Dale Gribble]

I love rehab.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdEvL6jxUYA

[fsustang03]

I love rehab.


http://www.hr1871.com/images/zoom_ultra_buffalo.jpg
Almost as much as tack loves being short?

[Dale Gribble]

Almost as much as tack loves being short?

Fixed my link.. Some times copy and paste turns into getting fucked in the drive through.

[Tack Driver]

Almost as much as tack loves being short?

Short enough to get great leverage on a knee punch. Just saying. :cooler:

[fsustang03]

Touche

[SB]

Hope I can make it. Signs point to yes so far.

[0utlaw]

Hope I can make it. Signs point to yes so far.

I like a guy that lets the Magic 8 Ball plan his schedule :goodjob:

[jonastio]

I like a guy that lets the Magic 8 Ball plan his schedule :goodjob:

Didn't know you swung that way. ;)

[SATAN]

Satan, just call in sick. ;)

I know damn well that shit ain't going to fly with my wife. This is "mandatory family fun" we're talking about.

[Danman]

Done. I will be figuring out a side dish to bring. Wife will be in tow to meet you buffoons, so be nice.

[Tack Driver]

Hope I can make it. Signs point to yes so far.
If you value the life of your ammo, you will do exactly as I say. First, you need to show up to this event.
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/06/510637a41ea59299c5f8ae28886c8018.jpg

[SB]

If you value the life of your ammo, you will do exactly as I say. First, you need to show up to this event.
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/06/510637a41ea59299c5f8ae28886c8018.jpg

I usually don't negotiate. But I will trade beer for their safe return.

[Tack Driver]

I usually don't negotiate. But I will trade beer for their safe return.

In.

[Danman]

We will be spicing up the Christmas party:

https://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/showthread.php?6974-Holiday-Buy-AAC-300-Blackout-Handi-Rifle-Bonus

[Danman]

Okay, we are 4 days away. Is everything still on? How many people are coming?

Edit: Ignore me. I am incompetent today.

[Tack Driver]

Okay, we are 4 days away.

You suck at math.

[Cattle/Horses]

You suck at math.

Damn tack, you should have let him show up this Saturday!

[thedishdoc]

Okay, we are 4 days away. Is everything still on? How many people are coming?I thought this was on the 20th?

[Tack Driver]

I thought this was on the 20th?

It is. Dan's bad at math.

[Danman]

Damn. I was just right to my face I'm losing my mind.

Planes do that.

[Tack Driver]

Damn. I was just right to my face I'm losing my mind.

Planes do that.

:dunno:

I guess they do.

WTF?

[jonastio]

http://i.imgur.com/D33t4Q7.jpg

[Danman]

I seriously had it in my calendar for this coming Sunday at 4PM. No clue how I came to that conclusion.

[surfer5]

I seriously had it in my calendar for this coming Sunday at 4PM. No clue how I came to that conclusion.

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/11/edc23ada1a0b800dcb839caf79e5ca14.jpg

[fsustang03]

So when it gets closer will we get the address or coordinates work too

[Tack Driver]

So when it gets closer will we get the address or coordinates work too

It's at Talon. Not exactly an FBI black site.












*snicker*

[0utlaw]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[surfer5]

You guys are gonna confuse him and he'll never find it tomorrow night.

[Danman]

You guys are gonna confuse him and he'll never find it tomorrow night.

Stop that.

[JMW4570]

Is there an official count for attendance this Saturday? Or at least a decent realistic guess? I'm trying to work out food quantities for this event and another one I am working on. Thanks, Jim

[FLT]

12 assholes 7 know it alls 8 nice guys and 2 or 3 maybes. Oh and I almost forgot 1 smart ass with a date .

[Rumbler]

12 assholes 7 know it alls 8 nice guys and 2 or 3 maybes. Oh and I almost forgot 1 smart ass with a date .


In other words; About 5 people will actually be there. ;)

[YankeeFingergasm]

Hey Dale-arino.....can you post what everyone is bringing so we can see what may be lacking?

[surfer5]

I got cleared this weekend to attend but forgot to put it here. I'm coming. Not sure what I'm bringing. I'll look at the list when Dale so graciously puts it up and decide based on that.

I think it's just me but I may try to bring my son.

[Tack Driver]

In other words; About 5 people will actually be there. ;)

You know the formula.

You take the confirmed total, subtract the maybes, divide by 2, add 1 late guy, and that's the real total. By my math, this will be a big to do!

[Bodo]

Is there going to be Karaoke.

There can always be Karaoke. There's just not enough alcohol in the world to get me to sing...

[Dale Gribble]

Hey Dale-arino.....can you post what everyone is bringing so we can see what may be lacking?

To see the list, go to the link you signed up on.

http://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e0e4cada92aab9-thesecond

[crawdaddy34]

You know the formula.

You take the confirmed total, subtract the maybes, divide by 2, add 1 late guy in a sweater vest and his date, and that's the real total. By my math, this will be a big to do!

FTFY

[JMW4570]

To see the list, go to the link you signed up on.

http://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e0e4cada92aab9-thesecond


Oh THAT list! My bad. No cake for me...

[Dale Gribble]

Oh THAT list! My bad. No cake for me...

No problem.

[jonastio]

Is there going to be Karaoke.

I could see if I could bring one. :)

[jonastio]

Ugh, I didn't mean to sign up on it twice. :(

[Tack Driver]

I could see if I could bring one. :)

Don't.


Ugh, I didn't mean to sign up on it twice. :(

You need help working the computer?

[jonastio]

You need help working the computer?

Probably.

[0utlaw]

0utlaw SHTW (2)
Crab Stew and Chocolate Eclair Cake (and good beer for me and Tack)

[bumblebee]

It wants me to create an account, I don't want to. I will be there with 3 guests. Abby will be there

[jonastio]

You don't have to create an account. Just make sure you don't click the two checkboxes at the bottom.

[Greg Kulbick]

When is this shin dig kicking off? I'm still a maybe and I'll see if the wife wants to go and if she'll make some more of that corn casserole.

[Cattle/Horses]

When is this shin dig kicking off? I'm still a maybe and I'll see if the wife wants to go and if she'll make some more of that corn casserole.

Tell her I said PLEASE. I don't remember much about last year, but I remember the corn casserole.

[Tack Driver]

When is this shin dig kicking off? I'm still a maybe and I'll see if the wife wants to go and if she'll make some more of that corn casserole.

Really bro, we just need to corn casserole.

[Greg Kulbick]

I'll let her know. Thank you both, for not answering my question.

[Cattle/Horses]

I'll let her know. Thank you both, for not answering my question.

6:00 pm

[surfer5]

6:00 pm

Wait is that right? I thought it was 4:00 - 9:00.

[Dale Gribble]

Wait is that right? I thought it was 4:00 - 9:00.

Food and alcohol flows at 6. If you want to shoot, get to the ranger earlier.

[fsustang03]

So since I'm bringing deer burgers should I swing by mcdonalMcDonald and get the small buns for tacks small hands?

[FLT]

Yes he is. In high heels.

[Jmoorewar]

Should be there, late. Don't need to eat, I have Xmas dinner as we'll in lake city that day. Yo dale, if the wife drops me off can I catch a ride back with you?

[Dale Gribble]

Should be there, late. Don't need to eat, I have Xmas dinner as we'll in lake city that day. Yo dale, if the wife drops me off can I catch a ride back with you?

I'm actually leaving the 'part tay' to go hunting, sorry.

[Tack Driver]

Getting excited about this. It's always a good time with you guys. No homo.

We are bringing kids to this shin dig, right? Like the Chili Cook Off and C/H's get together last year?

[SATAN]

Well, looks like the old lady and I are back in, family get together plans changed again. Will someone throw up the link to the "I'm bringing stuffs" signup list? Yes I'm being lazy, but I don't really feel like searching 150 some odd posts for it!

[Greg Kulbick]

Kristen and I may show up a little early to shoot a few things. Got a side by side I haven't even put a single round through yet.

[Cattle/Horses]

Kristen and I may show up a little early to shoot a few things. Got a side by side I haven't even put a single round through yet.

20 gauge? Kristen shoot it?

[Greg Kulbick]

20 gauge? Kristen shoot it?

12, and its a coach gun. She's shot 12 before, mostly out of longer barrels, but I may put a slug in one side for fun.

[Cattle/Horses]

12, and its a coach gun. She's shot 12 before, mostly out of longer barrels, but I may put a slug in one side for fun.

Okay, Thought she may be getting into hunting. Had an idea for y'all.

[Tack Driver]

Well, looks like the old lady and I are back in, family get together plans changed again. Will someone throw up the link to the "I'm bringing stuffs" signup list? Yes I'm being lazy, but I don't really feel like searching 150 some odd posts for it!

http://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e0e4cada92aab9-thesecond

[Rumbler]

I have 'sold' this to Talon as a family friendly event indeed.

Already got list:

Paper Plates
Hand tools to actually eat with (probably still need servin tools)
Paper towels (napkins!)

[Rumbler]

As far as I know we could still use some wood for the fire pit. It is pretty big so no need to raid your fireplace stash unless you just want to.

By the way, who the hell is "Allan Russell" and why is that SOB spamming me? ;)

[jonastio]

Wait, that mean I shouldn't bring plates/utensils?

[Rumbler]

Maybe you better just to be safe. But I know we are going to need serving type tools.

I've got a folding e-tool, but I don't think that it'll quite fit in the cans of pork-n-beans.:o

[Dale Gribble]

As far as I know we could still use some wood for the fire pit. It is pretty big so no need to raid your fireplace stash unless you just want to.

By the way, who the hell is "Allan Russell" and why is that SOB spamming me? ;)

No idea, thats not my name.

[bumblebee]

Rumbler...I will bring some extra eating utensils. I don't want my wife and daughters watching people eat with their huntin' knives and fingers

[Danman]

No idea, thats not my name.

Smart ass.

[Dale Gribble]

Smart ass.

Is that supposed to be an insult?

[Cattle/Horses]

Is that supposed to be an insult?

Dumb Ass would have been an insult, you're GTG.

[crawdaddy34]

Two questions -

Rumbler - For those that are showing up early to shoot; non member range fees apply correct?

Dale - If I manage to make this shindig, and bring that Model 60 with me, you mind takin' a look at it with me? Try and get it runnin right? Or am I still part of the "Fuck ya'll in the ear hole" clan?

[Dale Gribble]

Dale - If I manage to make this shindig, and bring that Model 60 with me, you mind takin' a look at it with me? Try and get it runnin right? Or am I still part of the "Fuck ya'll in the ear hole" clan?

You are, and will always be in the 'fuck ya'll in the ear hole' clan.

However, I'm more than happy to share with any non tared and feathered (ie. Rudy, TS, Hillbilly, Mogar) member of the community any knowledge I have.

[Rumbler]

Define "early". But I'd be inclined to think so.

[crawdaddy34]

Define "early". But I'd be inclined to think so.

Between 4 and 6.

I thought that would be the case, just thought it should be out there.

[Rumbler]

Isn't this thing scheduled to run 4-9?


Honestly I/we are concerned most about whoever shoots having completed the paperwork new (to Talon) shooters need to do. I'm fairly certain that there will be enough Talon members on hand to 'piggyback' a reasonable number of folks without anyone having to pay a regular 'daily shooter' fee.


But that paperwork thing . . . no slack there. :cooler:

[crawdaddy34]

Isn't this thing scheduled to run 4-9?


Honestly I/we are concerned most about whoever shoots having completed the paperwork new (to Talon) shooters need to do. I'm fairly certain that there will be enough Talon members on hand to 'piggyback' a reasonable number of folks without anyone having to pay a regular 'daily shooter' fee.


But that paperwork thing . . . no slack there. :cooler:

It is 4-9.

The plan was folks coming between 4-6 to shoot (if they wanted) and then gatherin' up at 6 to eat, drink, and be merry.

I was just thinking about it earlier today and thought it would be good to get it out there so no one was surprised, that's all.

[0utlaw]

I'll whittle up some lumber for the fire, what's a good length for y'alls pit? I can cut it to whatever works best.

[marcus6176]

Is there going to be a certain bay for the gathering while shooting or just everybody pick a bay?

[Rumbler]

I'll whittle up some lumber for the fire, what's a good length for y'alls pit? I can cut it to whatever works best.


Id' say 4 or 5 feet would still leave plenty of room in it for moving wood around as needed. 'could probably go 7 or 8 in a pinch.

[Rumbler]

Is there going to be a certain bay for the gathering while shooting or just everybody pick a bay?


Marcus, do I look like I have planned all that stuff out? :banana:

You are a member. As long as you don't shoot the steel with buckshot or slugs . . . . or steel core ammo, ( :rolleyes:) you can shoot pretty much where 'da heck ever you want to. :goodjob:

[rr53]

Need some lighter pine ???





Call Cattle Horse @ BR 549.

:nyahnyah:

[marcus6176]

Marcus, do I look like I have planned all that stuff out? :banana:

You are a member. As long as you don't shoot the steel with buckshot or slugs . . . . or steel core ammo, ( :rolleyes:) you can shoot pretty much where 'da heck ever you want to. :goodjob:
Well, duh mike lol. I will bring ally stuff with me, two suppressors, 2 sbr (300, 556), 9mm ar, three 1911, GLOCK 34 & 42, 10/22 takedown. Anybody is welcome to shot all my stuff, being your own ammo, except for blackout I have a bunch of blackout ammo loaded up.

[Tack Driver]

anyone bringing kids?

I'm bringing a 10 year old.

[surfer5]

anyone bringing kids?

I don't know if this counts, but I am planning on bringing my 16yo son.

[Tack Driver]

I don't know if this counts, but I am planning on bringing my 16yo son.

Maybe he can show my date's kid how to poke dead stuff with sticks or something. He's a little, uh, soft.

[Greg Kulbick]

Maybe he can show my date's kid how to poke dead stuff with sticks or something. He's a little, uh, soft.

Well if there's one group of assholes around here that can fix that shit, this is the one. I know when it first starts, they cry and get all butt hurt, but that's when most people give up. Not us. I've never seen a bunch of people so determined, and so relentless, and constantly being insufferable pricks, long after pissing someone off, or pissing in their wheaties, as this bunch here. You want to toughen that kid up, you make him hang out with this collection of fuck heads and he'll start fighting back eventually and realize he can stand up for himself. We're good for society. Anyone who says bullying has no place in the world was bullied into believing that. CCGF will save the world, one milkhead at a time.

[surfer5]

Mines just gonna want to shoot the entire time, maybe more than eating. But he can join us. I do have one 9mm pistol.

[Tack Driver]

maybe we can leave the kids with my parents.

Have you not been paying attention? Bring the kids.

[Tack Driver]

Mines just gonna want to shoot the entire time, maybe more than eating. But he can join us. I do have one 9mm pistol.

We've been working up to shooting real guns. He'd had no exposure to anything except Call of Duty and 21 Jumps Street until I introduced him the Red Ryder and some airsoft stuff a couple weeks back.

[crawdaddy34]

If I'm able to make it ill likely have the crew in tow.

[Tack Driver]

yea, mine are 2 and 4...not quite the attention span of 8 or 10.

You know Jonas will have his kids there.

[Dale Gribble]

I'm bringing a 10 year old.

We aren't talking about dates.

[Tack Driver]

We aren't talking about dates.

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Nevermind-reaction-gif.gif

[crawdaddy34]

yea, mine are 2 and 4...not quite the attention span or discipline of 8 or 10.

Last time there were crayons and cartoons in the club house.

I'm pretty sure that was set up for Tacks date, but all the youngins seemed to like it.

[Tack Driver]

Last time there were crayons and cartoons in the club house.

I'm pretty sure that was set up for Tacks date, but all the youngins seemed to like it.

LMAO. Rep'd.

If you only knew how close to true that was.

[crawdaddy34]

LMAO. Rep'd.

If you only knew how close to true that was.

I actually liked her. Seemed like a nice girl.

Liked her a lot more then her friend anyway...

[FLT]

We've been working up to shooting real guns. He'd had no exposure to anything except Call of Duty and 21 Jumps Street until I introduced him the Red Ryder and some airsoft stuff a couple weeks back.

Tack a word of warning . If you keep dating women that have children sooner or later you are going find your self putting up with the bitch because you've become fond of and attached to the child. And yes that's the voice of experience speaking.

[Tack Driver]

Tack a word of warning . If you keep dating women that have children sooner or later you are going find your self putting up with the bitch because you've become fond of and attached to the child. And yes that's the voice of experience speaking.

Done happened bro. Thanks for dredging it up. ;)

Oh, and good luck finding chicks in my date-able age range with no kids.

But, yes, that's good advice.

[Tack Driver]

1/2 your age +7

:dunno:

[FLT]

Damn. There are no 18 year old college girls in Tallahassee with out kids? Just saying.

[Tack Driver]

target dating age

23?

The last one was 24. I'm starting to learn most don't know shit about shit until well after that. Of course they're all different, but.............

[Greg Kulbick]

The only reason Tack keeps dating broads with kids is because he already knows for sure they put out.

[crawdaddy34]

23?

The last one was 24. I'm starting to learn most don't know shit about shit until well after that. Of course they're all different, but.............

I just figured out your problem...

[Cattle/Horses]

1/2 your age +7

Damn, I heard that 25 years and not since till you posted it then.

I'm 50 X .5 = 25 + 7 = 32 years old. Think I got that right.

[Tack Driver]

The only reason Tack keeps dating broads with kids is because he already knows for sure they put out.

Fuck trophies for the win.

No. That's terrible.

Yankee Fingergasm says I just like to "go after the wounded prey". Fuck him.

[Evil_McNasty]

yea, mine are 2 and 4...not quite the attention span or discipline of 8 or 10.

If I can make it, I will have a 6 year old with me.

[jonastio]

Well if there's one group of assholes around here that can fix that shit, this is the one. I know when it first starts, they cry and get all butt hurt, but that's when most people give up. Not us. I've never seen a bunch of people so determined, and so relentless, and constantly being insufferable pricks, long after pissing someone off, or pissing in their wheaties, as this bunch here. You want to toughen that kid up, you make him hang out with this collection of fuck heads and he'll start fighting back eventually and realize he can stand up for himself. We're good for society. Anyone who says bullying has no place in the world was bullied into believing that. CCGF will save the world, one milkhead at a time.


Woo! I got a new signature!


CCGF will save the world, one milkhead at a time.

I think I want this on a shirt.

[YankeeFingergasm]

Well if there's one group of assholes around here that can fix that shit, this is the one. I know when it first starts, they cry and get all butt hurt, but that's when most people give up. Not us. I've never seen a bunch of people so determined, and so relentless, and constantly being insufferable pricks, long after pissing someone off, or pissing in their wheaties, as this bunch here. You want to toughen that kid up, you make him hang out with this collection of fuck heads and he'll start fighting back eventually and realize he can stand up for himself. We're good for society. Anyone who says bullying has no place in the world was bullied into believing that. CCGF will save the world, one milkhead at a time.

Holy epic post Batman. Fucking rep this shit everyone. Diatribe well spent.

[Tack Driver]

I just figured out your problem...

Okay, I'll bite. What is it?

[crawdaddy34]

Okay, I'll bite. What is it?

No bite. It's not an ambush.

Your target age is way off.

[Tack Driver]

No bite. It's not an ambush.

Your target age is way off.

The current one is older than me. It's a wide range.

[JMW4570]

The current one is older than me. It's a wide range.

Tack is an equal opportunity stud muffin.

[Rumbler]

yea, mine are 2 and 4...not quite the attention span or discipline of 8 or 10.


Not to worry. I have duct tape in silver AND black - for easy color coordination (or identification, as necessary).:banana:

[Rumbler]

target age, not ballpark...

OH! I know the answer to that one!!

"18 - 80, blind cripple or crazy. With extra points given for 'crazy'".

[crawdaddy34]

We've been working up to shooting real guns. He'd had no exposure to anything except Call of Duty and 21 Jumps Street until I introduced him the Red Ryder and some airsoft stuff a couple weeks back.

Singular, bro. It's singular...

[crawdaddy34]

Not to worry. I have duct tape in silver AND black - for easy color coordination (or identification, as necessary).:banana:

You don't have any of the cool christmas tape???
http://ducttapefashion.com/~fashion/blog/images/20130909_christmas.jpg


Scrooge....

[Rumbler]

Only my favorite all occasion tape ever!

http://www.artfire.com/uploads/product/6/6/87006/9487006/9487006/large/duct_tape_wallet_-_bi-fold_-_camo_skulls_3cbebef1.jpg

[crawdaddy34]

Only my favorite all occasion tape ever!

http://www.artfire.com/uploads/product/6/6/87006/9487006/9487006/large/duct_tape_wallet_-_bi-fold_-_camo_skulls_3cbebef1.jpg

Tell me that's your actual wallet!!!

[Jmoorewar]

Doesn't look like I'm gunna be able to make it. Probably staying till Sunday in lake city.

[Tack Driver]

I'll be there......................









............late.

[Danman]

Bring cash for your CCGF donations / AAC Handi-Rifle raffle (free.99). I am making tickets right now.

[Greg Kulbick]

So Kristen is making a couple batches of the corn casserole. Here's the rub, we'll be there early to shoot a little bit. Will there be a way to keep the stuff warm until serving time? They'll be in foil pans, so they can sit on top of a grill or be in one shortly before it's time to eat.

[crawdaddy34]

I'll be there......................









............late.

http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Eddie-Murphy-Shocked.gif

[SB]

MFSOB!!
Out.

[0utlaw]

Trucks loaded with wood, kitchen smells insanely good with crab stew simmering and eclair cake is in the fridge setting, I'm a definite maybe :yup:

[Tack Driver]

So we're good on wood?

By "we", I mean those attending the party.

Jafar's momma' could never get enough wood.

Seriously though....................

[0utlaw]

I have a short bed truck full it really depends on how big it is going to get, in my wood stove this is enough wood for a couple of weeks in my 42" fire ring a long night... bigger than that ?????????????

I also threw in a good stick of fat wood to help get all this wet wood going.

[HarleyBrent]

The smokers been puffin since 6am, Im getting hungry it smells so good

[Danman]

Wife is making some kind of BBQ meatballs - smellin' good.

[0utlaw]

We're fixin to make a town run then head that way if anybody thinks of anything we need post it here or text me if ya got my #

[YankeeFingergasm]

Ok....no hashbrown casserole but bringing a big ass shrimp platter and mac n cheese

[Jmoorewar]

I hate y'all.

[Tack Driver]

I hate y'all.

Hate yourself.

[Cattle/Horses]

I also threw in a good stick of fat wood to help get all this wet wood going.

InLaw, I just pick up a couple of lighter knots I spotted on an old fire break, they're in the truck.

[Danman]

It was great meetup - had to leave early with the preggo wife. Looking forward to the next rodeo.

[rr53]

Good food. Good people. GREAT FIRE !!

Thanks JD, Rumbler and all at Talon for the gathering spot.

[jonastio]

These get-togethers always amaze me. Y'all are an impressive group of people. Thanks for letting me be a part of it.

[Rumbler]

I was amazed at the number of folks who turned out. I sure would like thank each and every one of you. DAMN what a great and diverse group of folks!

Y'all ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!(!!) :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang: :headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[bumblebee]

We had a great time! Thanks to all!!

[surfer5]

We had a great time, too (except when they rigged the damn drawing).

I can now go back into my antisocial hidey hole for another year or so.

[0utlaw]

Me and the SHTW had a great time too, this group of misfits and rabble rousers have gotten me to more social events in the last year than I have been to in the last 20.........

[YankeeFingergasm]

Great to see those that were there. Thank you Talon for hosting and everyone who makes things possible around here.

[0utlaw]

YF thanks for them skrimps...... I will confess to grabbing a to go plate of em on my way out..........they didn't survive the trip home :nope:

[0utlaw]

I had intended on absconding with as much of C/H's German chocolate cake as I could carry but someone beat me to it....that shit was AWESOME.

[AB]

Everything was great (except, as you may have heard, I didn't have a great practice session beforehand)! Food, company, conversation, ect. It was the best party I'd been to in a long time!

[Rumbler]

I had intended on absconding with as much of C/H's German chocolate cake as I could carry but someone beat me to it....that shit was AWESOME.


Yup. Within milliseconds of Wesley saying "Someone take that home with them" it was on it's way to my big red range bag. :cool:

I can live on that for at least a couple of days. :p

[0utlaw]

Snooze ya lose........... at least I got to snack on skrimp crocktails for the trip home

[Cattle/Horses]

Thanks, especially to Mike, JD and Jonas. Great food, good people and good conversation. Such a diverse group.

[0utlaw]

Almost everyone I talked to last night also commented on the diversity of the group, which seems funny because an outsider would tend to lump us together as a bunch of gun toting rednecks. SHTW said she was surprised at the education/intelligence level of the group........... then she met Ike and the law of averages kicked in :headslap:

[Cattle/Horses]

Almost everyone I talked to last night also commented on the diversity of the group, which seems funny because an outsider would tend to lump us together as a bunch of gun toting rednecks. SHTW said she was surprised at the education/intelligence level of the group........... then she met Ike and the law of averages kicked in :headslap:

Ike has a pretty fair amount of education too, even if it is from Northern Universities. It's all a persona that he portrays, don't be fooled.

[Cattle/Horses]

?????????

^^^ I'll explain at the board meeting.

[polebarn]

^^^ I'll explain at the bored meeting.

FIFY

[0utlaw]

It was just a joke and he was the only one I could think of the would see the humor and run with it instead of getting a case of silcasvaginitis and going all TS on me.

Ike's a class guy, he'll be mad at me for tarnishing his mediocre reputation though............

[Cattle/Horses]

It was just a joke and he was the only one I could think of the would see the humor and run with it instead of getting a case of silcasvaginitis and going all TS on me.

Ike's a class guy, he'll be mad at me for tarnishing his mediocre reputation though............

Oh don't worry outlaw, I knew it was a joke.

It took me a while to figures out Ike too. ;)

[Cattle/Horses]

JD, Is the fire still going?

Tack threw right at a 1/2 cord of fat lighter on it during the course of the night. At least he keep a fire going and us warm!

[Rumbler]

It was. This morning all it took to get it up and going again was a little bit of cardboard - which it lit itself.

[0utlaw]

I thought we might have been a little light on wood, but it seemed to work out just about right.