Daisy, is my Desert pretty?

[TargetShooting]

After it rains today and I am off the tennis duty, I'll come by the office to picking it up...

[0utlaw]

Craw your turn to translate...................

[Tack Driver]

TS.........help us out bro.

[TargetShooting]

Dumbass, I meant "After it starts to rain so that the tennis game gets suspended so that I am off the photograph duty so that I will have time...around noon, I will come by Arms Affairs's Office to pick up my Desert from Daisy!"

[TargetShooting]

Dumbass(es).

I just can't be too careful in Nazi camp

[Tack Driver]

Dumbass, I meant "After it starts to rain so that the tennis game gets suspended so that I am off the photograph duty so that I will have time...around noon, I will come by Arms Affairs's Office to pick up my Desert from Daisy!"

You bought an entire desert region from one of the Dukes? Be careful, I hear BLM has some interest out there.......

...........Oh, yeah, and Daisy Duke wasn't a guy to begin with.

[Johnny]

Danm TS I have some swamp land in arizonia that I woul like to sell you can be hot or wet there!

[0utlaw]

<insert momma joke here>

[TargetShooting]

Danm TS I have some swamp land in arizonia that I woul like to sell you can be hot or wet there!

Johnny I'll pass on Tack's question to you: "Help us out, bro!"

That does sound like a Mama Joke to me...though I am have no interest in it. Tack? Outlaw? Please knock yourself out on that.

[0utlaw]

<------------- Doesn't do momma jokes

[TargetShooting]

<------------- Doesn't do momma jokes

But show some love, Tack can't handle mama all by himself...

[0utlaw]

Careful David you'll end up "in" and they will show no mercy................

[Tack Driver]

But show some love, Tack can't handle mama all by himself...

I believe the Yo' Momma' Committee will have to rule on this one.

[crawdaddy34]

I believe the Yo' Momma' Committee will have to rule on this one.


I thought Dale had sole discretion over all things pertaining to the "momma list"???

If I am mistaken, well, I shouldn't be.

[Johnny]

Hey,Ts you buy a desert eagle?

[Tack Driver]

I thought Dale had sole discretion over all things pertaining to the "momma list"???

If I am mistaken, well, I shouldn't be.

Fuck, that's scary. Certainly sounds like something we would do.

[The Noose]

Dumbass, I meant "After it starts to rain so that the tennis game gets suspended so that I am off the photograph duty so that I will have time...around noon, I will come by Arms Affairs's Office to pick up my Desert from Daisy!"


I thought it was some foreign take or reference to the Great Gatsby.... Thought something was getting lost in translation.

[crawdaddy34]

Fuck, that's scary. Certainly sounds like something we would do.

Are you saying it's a bad idea???

Because, no. It's not.

[Dale Gribble]

I believe the Yo' Momma' Committee will have to rule on this one.

We let him off the list. Now what do we do? I think we roshambo the mother fucker.

[crawdaddy34]

We let him off the list. Now what do we do? I think we roshambo the mother fucker.


Wait, you mean he was on and he was let off????

WTF?

How did that happen?

[Tack Driver]

We let him off the list. Now what do we do? I think we roshambo the mother fucker.

From what I understand, you're fucking this chicken, we're just holding the wings.

[Tack Driver]

Wait, you mean he was on and he was let off????

WTF?

How did that happen?

He begged and pleaded and made excuses about how we misunderstood him and shit as soon as we started raining e-semen on his momma'.

[crawdaddy34]

He begged and pleaded and made excuses about how we misunderstood him and shit as soon as we started raining e-semen on his momma'.

Well who the fuck let that happen?!?!?

[Dale Gribble]

Well who the fuck let that happen?!?!?

The same people that let this country go to shit. You. And Me.

[crawdaddy34]

The same people that let this country go to shit. You. And Me.

Horseshit.

Show me where I voted to let him off the hook.

I don't belive you.

[Tack Driver]

The same people that let this country go to shit. You. And Me.

Rep'd, 'cause I know it stuck in Craw's craw.

[crawdaddy34]

Rep'd, 'cause I know it stuck in Craw's craw.

Nah.

I made a deal with myself weeks ago...

[FLT]

Nah.

I made a deal with myself weeks ago...

Hmm you seem to be doing lots of things to yourself. :goodjob:

[crawdaddy34]

Hmm you seem to be doing lots of things to yourself. :goodjob:

What would you classify as "lots"?

And how did you come to that conclusion?

[Tack Driver]

What would you classify as "lots"?

And how did you come to that conclusion?

He got intel from Jafar; he's NSA.

[TargetShooting]

What the hell weapon is this already?

Tack?! Grammer correction please.

[Tack Driver]

Tack?! Grammer correction please.

No foul on the play. Objection overruled. Answer the question, sir.

[Jmoorewar]

Yea what did your wallet buy now?

[TargetShooting]

It's a Desert? What else can a Desert be?

[Tack Driver]

It's a Desert? What else can a Desert be?

Kimber Desert Warrior or Desert Eagle are the two most viable options, but with everybody being a mil-spec sandbox operator wannabe now-a-days, there are probably others out there.

[TargetShooting]

If you bought a Kimber Desert, I'm gonna punch you in your tranny loving dong the next time I see you.


Which letter of "Desert" you can't read? Only 26 in total after all.

24632464 2465 2466 2467

[TargetShooting]

If you bought a Kimber Desert, I'm gonna punch you in your tranny loving dong the next time I see you.

Your fist is so small you might miss it.

[0utlaw]

I'm glad you finally bought something that doesn't make me even slightly envious.

[TargetShooting]

I'm glad you finally bought something that doesn't make me even slightly envious.

Why not? It's pretty to me.

[0utlaw]

That's what counts, and it's a Sig so I'm sure it's a really good gun, just doesn't do anything for me though.

[Johnny]

Wrere the hell is there desert in Sweden? shit I would have though that it would be icycle white!

[Tack Driver]

If you bought a Kimber Desert, I'm gonna punch you in your tranny loving dong the next time I see you.


Which letter of "Desert" you can't read? Only 26 in total after all.


That's not even the gun he's talking about dumbass.

I don't know how you haven't figured it out, but there are MULTIPLE manufacturers making a "desert" something branded pistol.

[crawdaddy34]

That's not even the gun he's talking about dumbass.

I don't know how you haven't figured it out, but there are MULTIPLE manufacturers making a "desert" something branded pistol.

Between...


Hail the weed!

and his obsesion with chicks-with-dicks....


Is it that hard to understand how he's missing it???

[TargetShooting]

Between...



and his obsesion with chicks-with-dicks....


Is it that hard to understand how he's missing it???

You keep mention man-gina. Are you actually asking somebody to send you off to Thailand -> S. Korea -> USA and come home pretty? that's what I guess.

[0utlaw]

Sounds like you have the route down pat Hmmmmmmmm:chinscratch:

[crawdaddy34]

You keep mention man-gina. Are you actually asking somebody to send you off to Thailand -> S. Korea -> USA and come home pretty? that's what I guess.

Oh do I now???

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/showthread.php?4210-Let-s-Just-Start-This-One-Here&p=57222#post57222

Post # 14.

[mapper]

TS..
is it this one?
http://www.magnumresearch.com/Firearms/Magnum-Research-Desert-Eagle-44-Magnum-Titanium-Gold-w-Tiger-Stripes.asp

2472

pic of 50 AE..

desert eagle

[TargetShooting]

TS..
is it this one?
http://www.magnumresearch.com/Firearms/Magnum-Research-Desert-Eagle-44-Magnum-Titanium-Gold-w-Tiger-Stripes.asp

2472

pic of 50 AE..

desert eagle

this is an ugly gun!

[Tack Driver]

this is an ugly gun!

That's never stopped you before.

[Johnny]

butt fucking ugly.ould not be caught dead with piece of crap

[mapper]

mainly posted to make a point..

not every one knows what a desert is..

there are multiple pistols with the word desert in them

pretty to one is not to another.

desert eagles do nothing for me, in any caliber , in any finish,
whether in a 1911 format or not. not knocking them just not for me.

on the baby desert eagles, I would rather have a witness, tanfoglio, or cz, but that is my preference.

but there is a market for them..and some people really like them..
all 4 lbs 6 oz..

I'll pass on them untill I become an agent of the matrix..

[crawdaddy34]

You keep mention man-gina. Are you actually asking somebody to send you off to Thailand -> S. Korea -> USA and come home pretty? that's what I guess.

Boy you sure got all "change of subject" quick didn't ya?


Oh do I now???

http://forum.capitalcitygunforum.com/showthread.php?4210-Let-s-Just-Start-This-One-Here&p=57222#post57222

Post # 14.

[crawdaddy34]

TS..
is it this one?
http://www.magnumresearch.com/Firearms/Magnum-Research-Desert-Eagle-44-Magnum-Titanium-Gold-w-Tiger-Stripes.asp

2472

pic of 50 AE..

desert eagle


I'd love to have one.

Not with that god awful finish, but yeah...

.50 cal in a handgun? Fuck yeah.

[Dale Gribble]

A 50AE DE in CHROME is my wanna be pimp gun. Ever since I played Duke Nukem years ago.

[Johnny]

hell I bet you could really pimp it out an order with pink grips!

[crawdaddy34]

I just learned something new...

I knew there was a .357 DE, but I always assumed it was a .357SIG.

I'll be damned...

[Danman]

You should have seen TS's hat from yesterday....

[Tack Driver]

You should have seen TS's hat from yesterday....

Boooooooo!

[TargetShooting]

Fuck Dan, what's wrong with my armadillo hat?

[Tack Driver]

Fuck Dan, what's wrong with my armadillo hat?


Like Shieve?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_The_Dukes_of_Hazzard/005TDH_Kevin_Heffernan_009.jpg

[TargetShooting]

Like Shieve?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2005_The_Dukes_of_Hazzard/005TDH_Kevin_Heffernan_009.jpg

Yes, mine is "Burberry" brand

[Johnny]

Holey shit,what fuck heads

[TargetShooting]

So this, is a gay hat? Don't let "Desert" and "Tacticool" hear that word, fuckers!


http://datangtt.org/UploadFile/2014-5/201451435211646.jpg

http://datangtt.org/UploadFile/2014-5/201451435294188.jpg

http://datangtt.org/UploadFile/2014-5/201451435285582.jpg

http://datangtt.org/UploadFile/2014-5/201451435231151.jpg

[Tack Driver]

I'm speechless.

[mapper]

for tack to be speechless.. that is quite the accomplishment.

not my choice of ensemble, but to each their own.

[Danman]

Imagine David wearing that hat, a hawaiian shirt, and jeans. Yep. That's quite the scene.

[Johnny]

That would look like Pimp City!

[TargetShooting]

Imagine David wearing that hat, a hawaiian shirt, and jeans. Yep. That's quite the scene.

But I have a loaded 1911 on me, motherfucker!

[0utlaw]

But I have a loaded 1911 on me, motherfucker!

Look around you David, around here that's like saying "I have feet"

[Johnny]

Damn david,would you put pimp grips on that gun to match your ensamble!

[jonastio]

I guess you would be the Man in the Khaki Hat from Bi-Curious George?

http://i.imgur.com/CZlts.gif

[jonastio]

It's taken me a while to get my head out of a Lego game in order to catch up on some reading.

[Tack Driver]

It's taken me a while to get my head out of a Lego game in order to catch up on some basic, fundamental forum Admin chores.

FTFY

[Dale Gribble]

FTFY

FTFY? WTF?

[Tack Driver]

FTFY? WTF?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=FTFY

[jonastio]

FTFY

Yeah. I should patrol the forum for rule violations. :rolleyes:

[Tack Driver]

Yeah. I should patrol the forum for rule violations. :rolleyes:

You said "rule". That's the only violation I've seen today.

[0utlaw]

Yeah. I should patrol the forum for rule violations. :rolleyes:


You said "rule". That's the only violation I've seen today.

We have rules??? Oh Shit!

[Dale Gribble]

I thought we were using FIFY.

[Tack Driver]

I thought we were using FIFY, but that don't mean shit.

FTFY.

[YankeeFingergasm]

I thought we were using FIFY.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fifi

[HarleyBrent]

Well Holy Crap!