GoRuck Challenge

[0utlaw]

We have a GoRuck tough Challenge and a GoRuck light challenge coming to Tallahassee 7/27/17 and 7/28/17

https://www.goruck.com/tough-challenge-tallahassee-fl-07-22-2017-21-00-11776/

https://www.goruck.com/light-challenge-tallahassee-fl-07-23-2017-12-00-11778/

I know I'm an out of shape old fat guy but this seems to keep calling my name (death wish maybe:dunno: )

Anybody here done one? Thought about doing one? Interested in doing this one?

My spirit (which still thinks it's 30) want's to do this but my brain (that is painfully aware it's 50+) says I need to do some training before I bail off in this.

Any thoughts?????????

[Cattle/Horses]

If Loan can you can - go for it Inlaw.

This is the closest I get to a GoRuck type event these days.

https://www.everplans.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_header_image/public/pallbearers-closeup-main.jpg?itok=1OBoTb-2

[Jafar]

Just let me where the route runs so I can drink beer and shout motivational insults in your general direction

[0utlaw]

Flashback 1982

[Tack Driver]

Just let me where the route runs so I can drink beer and shout motivational insults in your general direction

In.

[Evil_McNasty]

That's lobster mini season, so I am out.
But I have been training for rucking activities (hauling meat off a mountain). Is there another date?

[0utlaw]

Just let me where the route runs so I can drink beer and shout motivational insults in your general direction

Fair warning SHTW signed on as my battle buddy today so she may take a minute to stomp a mudhole in ya before she gets back to the bidniss at hand...

[Tack Driver]

Fair warning SHTW signed on as my battle buddy today so she may take a minute to stomp a mudhole in ya before she gets back to the bidniss at hand...

Double IN.

[0utlaw]

You're a kinky little bastard

[Cattle/Horses]

You're a kinky little bastard

Is "little" modifying kinky OR bastard?

[0utlaw]

both

[Tack Driver]

You're a kinky little bastard
I see you've been talking to Jonas' momma' again.

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[0utlaw]

:nope:

[0utlaw]

Gotta give the SHTW credit. First training day 87 degrees, 100% humidity, raining, and swarms of yellow flies- 5K in 45 minutes with loaded rucks.

It's not the first time I've humped a ruck through the rain...... but it is the first time this millennium

[JMW4570]

Does the ruck get lighter as you drink all that heavy beer you stashed in it?

[0utlaw]

Does the ruck get lighter as you drink all that heavy beer you stashed in it?

Yes but then you get heavier, there is no real benefit until you pee

[Downrange]

Gotta give the SHTW credit. First training day 87 degrees, 100% humidity, raining, and swarms of yellow flies- 5K in 45 minutes with loaded rucks.

It's not the first time I've humped a ruck through the rain...... but it is the first time this millennium

Careful Outlaw. If your old lady is anything like mine you won't need Jafar to hurl melodic propelled curses. Sometimes that marriage license can feel like a life sentence to Disneyland, SC.

[Jafar]

if on facebook, and interested in rucking, search for Tallahassee Ruck Crew

One typo and now it looks as if I've signed up for a gangbang instead.

[Cattle/Horses]

^^^^ Same crew - different forum.

[0utlaw]

>..you're gonna hate Thursday........

[e.money83]

Dirty mike and the boys gonna have a soup kitchen in your backseat.

[mattb]

Not no, but hell no. Brings back vivid memories of raw shoulders and crotch rot.

Kudos for doing it, but I'd rather be kicked in the balls.

[0utlaw]

The voices in my head say we can still do this shit :yup:

[mattb]

The voices in my head say we can still do this shit :yup:

I drowned those voices; they were the debil.

[0utlaw]

By next month I may agree with you

[freakfly23]

So who is actually doing this?

[FLT]

Slow learners?:dunno:

[0utlaw]

I think Lone is doing the Tough Challenge on Sat. I'm doing the Light Challenge on Sun. with the SHTW

[Johnny]

Did enough of that bullshit 50+ years ago

[0utlaw]

35 years for me Johnny but every now and then I like to go a few rounds with Father Time and The Grim Reaper, just to keep 'em honest.You have bitch slapped them around a little yourself here recently, are you still doing good?

[Johnny]

Yes I am Outlaw,i supposedly beat the cancer according to my doctor,only would like to get my energy back up.By all rights I am lucky to be here after all I have survived.Every day is a good day to me now. Thanks for asking about me.

[tqctally]

I just about pissed myself reading y'all's comments on this thread. It's rare that I have a day off, and today was the day. Duke energy decided to transfer temp power on a new house that three trades were working on today about five days early. Then noticed halfway through the electric never got signed off on... so one clerical fuck up leaves me on the couch reading yalls month old comments about something I wish I saw earlier. Good stuff.


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[tqctally]

not too late to sign up

Oh I didn't mean I wish I saw so I could run... fuck that. I like pizza too much for that.


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[0utlaw]

Looks like my battle buddy is going to leave me high and dry

[0utlaw]

Oh I didn't mean I wish I saw so I could run... fuck that. I like pizza too much for that.


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I like Pizza I'll probably work up a large Mighty Meaty from the Mellow Mushroom appetite during this.

[tqctally]

I like Pizza I'll probably work up a large Mighty Meaty from the Mellow Mushroom appetite during this.

I helped remodel the Mushroom about 9 months ago. It was a week long night project. By the end of it I had my Mushroom fix for a bit. I reckon it's about time to go back. The beer selection is awesome too.


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[Tack Driver]

Looks like my battle buddy is going to leave me high and dry
Ouch.

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[0utlaw]

If you want to step up I got a spot paid for :goodjob:

[Tack Driver]

If you want to step up I got a spot paid for :goodjob:

I'm at work.

Dodged that bullet.

[0utlaw]

It's tomorrow

<---Hi cap Mag

[0utlaw]

Filling in for SHTW is no small task, she's more hard core than most of you guys out there, when you're training with her the goal is usually just to keep up.

[0utlaw]

<-------Sucks....That is all
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[FLT]

I thought that was loans job? You trying to bump him out of his spot?

[Cattle/Horses]

I thought that was loans job? You trying to bump him out of his spot?

+1 on correct spelling of his name.

[mattb]

^^^ damn glad I wasnt there. It wasn't fun the last time I did it; apparently humping a ruck still sucks ass.

[Greg Kulbick]

Tough shit, loan, you still don't get to vote.

[mattb]

Fuck yo vote.

[0utlaw]

That's some serious shit Loan (SWIDT) congratulations!
I hit the wall about half way through the Light. I just didn't have anything for the PT stuff, all our training had been rucking with the weight. Between the heat, the humidity and the extra #50 of ballast I tote every day I just didn't have it in me.
At least it let me know what I need to be working on for the next one,yes there will be a next one and I will kick it's ass this time.

Just to keep you humble though, the girl with the purple hair that works for the boot camp, yeah she showed up for the Light and finished it too.

[Jafar]

That's some serious shit Loan (SWIDT) congratulations!
I hit the wall about half way through the Light. I just didn't have anything for the PT stuff, all our training had been rucking with the weight. Between the heat, the humidity and the extra #50 of ballast I tote every day I just didn't have it in me.
At least it let me know what I need to be working on for the next one,yes there will be a next one and I will kick it's ass this time.

Just to keep you humble though, the girl with the purple hair that works for the boot camp, yeah she showed up for the Light and finished it too.

Bro, the other day when you said SHTW had dropped out I had a brief impulsion to hitch up with ya and leave no man behind.


I'm so glad I left you out there.

[0utlaw]

Uhhh thanks ....I think.

[Evil_McNasty]

Good review. Sounds like a long night.

[JMW4570]

Good job Patrick.

[0utlaw]

Thanks for not putting up the one where I looked like I was dead doing leg lifts :goodjob:

[0utlaw]

You don't mean you DIDN'T have a CCGF patch on your ruck, do you?

[JMW4570]

Is that a plug of tobacco he's carrying?


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[JMW4570]

Jafar would have strapped you to his Ruck and ran the rest of the way...


Uhhh thanks ....I think.

[0utlaw]

I'd have let him too, I was feeling all of my 50+ years at that point

[0utlaw]

Is that a plug of tobacco he's carrying?
That's one of those "Seminole Stones" that Loan wrote about....they are highly susceptible to gravity.

[Jafar]

Jafar would have strapped you to his Ruck and ran the rest of the way...

The blow up doll would have taken up too much space.